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[Blossom]

He started drinking some beers and began thinking of the planet Mars !

When suddenly he saw something in the sky

 

[SaxonJackson]

He was transported up and said, "earth -- good bye."

One more gulp of Foster's Lager and off to Mars he WENT.

 

[Blossom]

He landed on the Planet Mars on a very unique Monument !

As he reached the door to step outside he noticed there were no KNOBS

 

[SaxonJackson]

He thought long and hard and said, "No Probs."

I'll just have to hop this twenty foot FENCE.

 

[Blossom]

Looking at the fence he became very tense

and decided to go look for some HELP !

 

[SaxonJackson]

He looked for 5-star reviews in Yelp

And found a dude with an extra tall LADDER.

 

[QuickHitCurepon]

He started to climb but didn't get very far because he had an overactive bladder.

He started to fidget and FUSS.

 

[SaxonJackson]

So angry at life, he started to cuss

Then yelled, "thar she blows" as pee started to FLOW.

 

[Blossom]

Here there everywhere flowing everying even on a crow

Which got very upset and started flying towards him in a RAGE !

 

[SaxonJackson]

The man's life just turned a page

As the crow swooped and poked his EYE.

 

[Blossom]

He thought to himself .......... Thank goodness the crow did not eat my strawberry pie !

Running away from the crow he tripped on a ROCK

 

[SaxonJackson]

It ripped off his shoe and his smelly sock.

Landing with his face in the pie, flat on the GROUND.

 

[Blossom]

Since i have my face in the pie might as well enjoy every bite and not care that i gain a pound !

Got up and went to the house to get a BEER !

 

[SaxonJackson]

I raised my bottle and said “hear hear.”

“I say old chap, I don't give a CRAP.”

 

[Blossom]

After i finish this low carb beer i shall do a rap !

And we shall see who doesn't give a crap old CHAP

 

[SaxonJackson]

Then let me get out my trusty map

And show you the way out of this PUB

 

[Blossom]

There is some Karaoke at a nearby club !

Singing , dancing and some fun is what i need right NOW !

 

[QuickHitCurepon]

Then let's have a powwow.

The fun, you'll see, has just BEGUN.

 

[Blossom]

Let's go ..........my housework is done !

This is going to be a fun DAY !

 

[SaxonJackson]

Hooray, hooray, I'm off and away.

I'm gonna have fun, you son of a GUN.