Rhyme Line

[Blossom]

Yes you got me but next time i will be ready !

Turned around and tried to open the door but noticed it was LOCKED !

 

[SaxonJackson]

Unable to get out I was soundly socked

As my nemesis didn't take his bloodied nose WELL.

 

[Blossom]

Running away with a bloodied nose he bid farewell !

Phone in his hand he started to call the POLICE ...

 

[SaxonJackson]

Hello, police? I'd like to report a beast.

A bad man who smacked my SCHNOZZOLA.

 

[Blossom]

No i did not say "Pizza "

Can you hear me NOW !

 

[SaxonJackson]

Anyway, as I turned around, I felt a pow!

And red stuff began to FLOW!

 

[Blossom]

A few minutes later i realized that it was only ketchup "whoa "

And started laughing and laughing and LAUGHING !

 

[QuickHitCurepon]

My friends thought it was baffling.

That's when the dog started to BARK.

 

[Borillar]

Evelyn the modified dog saw a lark in the PARK.

After further modification she opened a bottle of Cutty Sark and began to DRINK.

 

[SaxonJackson]

She got so snockered she could hardly think.

She felt the best course of action was another DRINK.

 

[Borillar]

After her drink, she began to SINK
Into her doggie pillow. Life looks better from the bottom of a glass.

“Arf” she SAID.

 

[SaxonJackson]

“Bottom of the glass, my ass” she mumbled in bed.

She crashed for the night and woke up at NOON.

 

[Blossom]

Upset that she missed the Pink Moon !

She grabbed some snacks and went for a WALK

 

[SaxonJackson]

She met with her neighbor and had a nice talk.

And offered to share one of her rice CAKES.

 

[Blossom]

After having a snack they decided to go have fun at one of the nearby lakes !

It was a very hot and humid day so when they arrived at the lake they dropped everything and took a dip

 

[SaxonJackson]

While treading water, one felt a nip.

She looked into the eyes of a giant CROC.

 

[QuickHitCurepon]

Fearing the worse, one of them called for the doc.

Then for a second, it looked like she could still SWIM.

 

[SaxonJackson]

When the doc showed up, the croc ate him.

Turns out, the others swam faster than the THOUGHT.

 

[Blossom]

He later found out that the others got caught !

Not from the croc but from a mysterious CREATURE !

 

[SaxonJackson]

The predator had an astounding feature

Its sticky tongue could shoot out like a FROG.