Rhyme Line

[Blossom]

After lunch i shall try to find the deer ........ Sigh !

I shall leave her a yummy SNACK !

 

[SaxonJackson]

I think she heard you since she is coming back.

Just make sure you don't feed her venison JERKEY.

 

[QuickHitCurepon]

If you feed her that, you will be a real turkey.

I looked high and LOW.

 

[SaxonJackson]

Found her in the dark with a flashlight -- eyes aglow.

Tossed her some left over French FRIES.

 

[Blossom]

When she finished eating her French fries she said her Goodbyes !

I took a quick photo of the cute deer and started walking back HOME

 

[SaxonJackson]

On the way, I met a lost gnome.

He requested that I return him to his GARDEN.

 

[Blossom]

After i returned the lost gnome i went to my neighbors for a shot of bourbon !

I noticed he had alot of gnomes in his backyard and they were moving WOW ! ''

 

[QuickHitCurepon]

I almost had a cow and wondered if I should bow.

That's when the gnomes started to SING.

 

[SaxonJackson]

Ring-a-Ling and Ding-a-Ling

They sang their song with jingle BELLS

 

[Blossom]

Singing til some of the gnomes fell in some wells !

One of the gnomes went to get help and hopes that someone will hear there JINGLE !

 

[SaxonJackson]

One Gnome who fell wasn't single

So someone went to find his WIFE.

 

[Blossom]

When he arrived at the gnomes house his daughter answered the door holding a knife .





Startled he fell back and got taken by a GOAT !

 

[SaxonJackson]

The goat carried him like a tote

Then dropped him in a nearby pigsty

 

[Blossom]

The goat was so stressed out he had a shot of Rye !

The poor gnome in the pigsty started to get angry and WORRIED !

 

[SaxonJackson]

The agitated Gnome hurried ...

... to grab some booze before it was GONE

 

[Blossom]

The gnome started to yawn !

During the night he was awakened by a noise and thought to himself could it be SANTA !

 

[SaxonJackson]

"I'll leave him some cookies and a can of Fanta."

Santa, angry, yelled, "where's my COCOA?"

 

[QuickHitCurepon]

That's when from outside came a hobo.

Santa wasn't sure if he was REAL.

 

[Blossom]

It didn' t take long for Santa to find out that the hobo was the real deal !



Santa told the hobo gnome " let's be friends ........ don't be SCARED" !

 

[SaxonJackson]

But Santa was completely unprepared ...

... to see the hobo gnome was a friggin' CREEP.