Rhyme Line

[Blossom]

When he saw that long sticky tongue he picked up a log

Trying to hit the frog's tongue, he missed and hit his friend INSTEAD !

 

[SaxonJackson]

His friend's name was Fred, who was almost dead.

The tongue latched on, and the creature was FED.

 

[Blossom]

The creature started coughing and his face turned red !

Police cars arrived at the SCENE

 

[SaxonJackson]

The creature had ruptured its slimy spleen.

Fred (half digested) lived to tell the TALE.

 

[Blossom]

While he was telling the tale he noticed he had a tail !

Started swearing up and down why me , why the ***** ME !

 

[SaxonJackson]

I said to the man, "you have dumb luck, I see."

"I hope it doesn't hinder your use of the JOHN."

 

[Blossom]

The "John " you say hmm i better go and see but first i need to feed the swan !

The swan was upset and hungry but happy to see HIM

 

[SaxonJackson]

The swan said, "can you teach me to swim?"

He said, "I would, but I'm hindered by this TAIL."

 

[Blossom]

Okay see you later ......... i am off to see if there is some mail !

On his way to the mailbox he met someone , something very STRANGE

 

[SaxonJackson]

The closer and closer he got, he noticed it had mange.

He figured avoidance might be the best PLAN.

 

[Blossom]

Walking slowly backwards trying to not let the monster see him but unfortunately he stepped on a can

He was shocked to see the monster starting to DANCE !

 

[SaxonJackson]

A friggin' can? What was the chance?

The man had no choice but to two-step with the BEAST.

 

[toobfreak]

The man had no choice but to two-step with the BEAST.

Joe Biden forgot, and ate the whole can of yeast!


Armchair, Armchair, give me a jolly snooze,

 

[SaxonJackson]

The only thing to do was to guzzle down some booze.

The monster thought, hmmm, that sounds mighty GOOD.

 

[toobfreak]

The monster thought, hmmm, that sounds mighty GOOD.

Biden the Bot pounds his Aunty's wood!

 

[SaxonJackson]

He probably would if he could.

But the man is strung out on COKE.

 

[Blossom]

He thought to himself is this a joke .

I think now its time to go for a NAP !

 

[SaxonJackson]

He hummed a lullaby in Vanilla Ice rap.

Then shut his eyes and had a DREAM.

 

[Blossom]

Dreaming of some coffee with double cream

Awaken from a loud bang he got dressed and went to Tim Horton's for some coffee and DONUTS !

 

[SaxonJackson]

He ate a whole dozen and felt like a glut.

But who can say no to twelve maple BARS?