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[SaxonJackson]

With plenty of water to drink,

They opted for some hot dog soup.

 

[Blossom]

Chicken noodle sounds good for the group !

Hot dogs in chicken noodle soup will be so YUMMY !

 

[Borillar]

They looked at her funny.

You call that yummy? It’s hard on my tummy. We didn’t even have CRACKERS.

 

[SaxonJackson]

It's only hard on the whimpering slackers.

Tough survivors can live on living CRICKETS.

 

[QuickHitCurepon]

But when there were far too many, they tried in vain to stop them with pickets.

When there came more and more of them, they scratched their head.

 

[Borillar]

“Better chicken noodle hotdog soup than crickets “, I said.

The tough survivor crunched all the crickets and spit out the legs. “Wait on the lord. He always provides.”

 

[SaxonJackson]

The Lord's offer could be insecticides

If the crickets invade the hot dog STEW

 

[Borillar]

“It’s just more protein for the stew”, sang the tough survivor and crew.

They filled up their dishes with hotdogs and crickets and ate by the light of the moon.

 

[SaxonJackson]

They end the evening by humming a tune.

And dreamed of the day that they'd dine on a STEAK.

 

[Borillar]

They all made a BREAK
to Sizzler's for steak
and washed it all down with some BREWS.

 

[SaxonJackson]

This, of course, was wonderful news

So they topped off the evening with French Apple PIE.

 

[Borillar]

Look! In the SKY!
Billy stole a piece of my pie
As I foolishly looked ABOVE.

 

[SaxonJackson]

I had no choice but to give Billy a shove.

I won't get fooled again, but I'll get EVEN.

 

[Borillar]

I stole a piece of pie from STEVEN.

Then we all started to BRAWL.

 

[SaxonJackson]

I pushed him hard against the wall

And bit a chunk off his filthy EAR.

 

[Borillar]

It’s only a flesh wound, he said with a SNEER.

The manager called for the bouncer who kicked us all OUT.

 

[SaxonJackson]

I stumbled through the open door and blasted out a drunken shout.

“I'll be back, you commie COOT.”

 

[Blossom]

I missed him when i threw my boot !

"Next time i will get YOU "

 

[SaxonJackson]

So I flung my other shoe,

And smacked him in the NOSE.

 

[Borillar]

Ha! Got you! I cried, striking a dramatic POSE.

Well, this whole thing escalated QUICKLY.