revenge

[Skull Pilot]

I have had it up to my fucking ears with no good lazy ass mother fucking people who would rather steal some one's property than make their own way.

We have been doing renovations nearly nonstop on the house and property where we live and run our business. My wife and I have been putting in long hours to make the place look and run better so last weekend, we were both a little under the weather with some flu like bug and we quit early on Saturday to get a little R and R. Now i forgot to put my wheelbarrow and a couple trash cans in the barn and some low life motherfucking scum bag stole them.

Seriously, what kind of piece of shit steals a 20 dollar trash can and a wheelbarrow?

Part of our problem is that we have a parking lot and people constantly are turning around on our property after business hours and on weekends but a nice heavy chain and some concrete will put an end to that right quick but i want revenge.

Yesterday,I bought a new wheelbarrow and some flash bang grenades that will give a 120 decibel hello to the next motherfucker who tries to steal my wheelbarrow.

So I left my bright shiny new wheelbarrow leaning up against the side of the barn with 2 flash bangs connected to a trip wire.

I can't wait until some asshole moves that wheelbarrow now.

 

[Xenophon]

Watch, you will forget and blow them yourself.

 

[Skull Pilot]

Watch, you will forget and blow them yourself.

Not too worried about that X.

I am thinking about setting a a camera though. the video would go over great on youtube.

 

[strollingbones]

hmm any good construction site has a few things for the kids to steal...nails off the ground...scrap wood for builidng forts that type of thing...most turn a blind eye to that type of stuff....


but you are right...people are stealing anything not nailed down...we have literally thousands of dollars worth of tools....from portable table saws ....to ladders...it all costs a pretty penny to replace...we put the blazer in the shop last week...someone siphoned out all the gas....dont feel alone

 

[Ravi]

I wonder...if you frighten someone into a heart attack will you be responsible for the death?

 

[Diuretic]

I concur. When I built a house (not me the builder built it) I slept it in after the handover of keys until it was finally ready to protect the place from having its whitegoods removed. Scum is not only found in the bathtub.

 

[Skull Pilot]

I wonder...if you frighten someone into a heart attack will you be responsible for the death?

No. If they weren't trespassing and committing a fucking crime, they'd be just fine wouldn't they?

 

[strollingbones]

so skull who do you think it was.....kids or crack heads?

 

[WillowTree]

I concur. When I built a house (not me the builder built it) I slept it in after the handover of keys until it was finally ready to protect the place from having its whitegoods removed. Scum is not only found in the bathtub.

hhhmmm "whitegoods" would that mean appliances?

 

[Skull Pilot]

so skull who do you think it was.....kids or crack heads?

Don't know and don't care.

 

[strollingbones]

o and what i love.....is sometimes they will fuck up and try to sell it back to you....

a friend had skiis stolen...3 pairs of rocking skis....he was on beech mtn....he finds them missing and calls the police....at the same time he gets a call from another friend.. the friend has been appoarched about buying the stolen skiis....

ahhh you got to love small towns

 

[Diuretic]

I concur. When I built a house (not me the builder built it) I slept it in after the handover of keys until it was finally ready to protect the place from having its whitegoods removed. Scum is not only found in the bathtub.

hhhmmm "whitegoods" would that mean appliances?

Sorry, yes it would be.

 

[mudwhistle]

I wonder...if you frighten someone into a heart attack will you be responsible for the death?

He might be responsible for the death of a weak-hearted thieving SOB.

 

[JW Frogen]

When I was about 12 or so there was a guy who lived a couple blocks away off the park who raised coy in his backyard for commercial sale.

One night we tied one of my dads fishing nets to a long pole and climbed his fence and went coy fishing. We got two bucket loads.

Foolishly we put them in a wading pool under a lime tree. The limes falling in killed the coy, or it could have been lack of oxygen, or chlorine. Maybe all three created the perfect killer coy storm.

Some nights, during a full moon, I have dreams where I am giant coy in a tank at a Chinese restaurant and this big, fat Chinese man is slobbering on the glass. I always wake up before he eats me.

The moral of this story is don’t be coy.

 

[Diuretic]

And don't carp.

 

[trams]

Those fish stories are just crappie.

 

[masquerade]

When I was about 12 or so there was a guy who lived a couple blocks away off the park who raised coy in his backyard for commercial sale.

One night we tied one of my dads fishing nets to a long pole and climbed his fence and went coy fishing. We got two bucket loads.

Foolishly we put them in a wading pool under a lime tree. The limes falling in killed the coy, or it could have been lack of oxygen, or chlorine. Maybe all three created the perfect killer coy storm.

Some nights, during a full moon, I have dreams where I am giant coy in a tank at a Chinese restaurant and this big, fat Chinese man is slobbering on the glass. I always wake up before he eats me.

The moral of this story is don’t be coy.

Ba dum dum ... chhhhhhh!

( look of confusion with a shake of my head ... Wha? )

 

[Mr. H.]

A friend once sent me a package C.O.D. He said he did it just for the halibut.

Hey Skull- you thought of putting a dog in the yard?

 

[Skull Pilot]

A friend once sent me a package C.O.D. He said he did it just for the halibut.

Hey Skull- you thought of putting a dog in the yard?

I have two dogs but being a responsible owner, i do not leave them unattended in my yard.

 

[Big Black Dog]

Bummer. Sounds like somebody got you in the can... I hate a thief too.