I'm Running For Mayor Of USMB

[g5000]

I hereby announce I am running for mayor of this board.

If I don't win, it's because the election is rigged.

If elected, I will prosecute all my enemies. This list is very long, that I can tell you.

My doctor- I love doctors. They're very smart. If I was ever bitten by a shark, I would want a smart doctor. One who is a qualified diver. Putin is a diver. Did you know that? He's a diver. He'd probably make a good doctor, I don't know. I bet he's seen some sharks. He probably has a very good doctor if he's a diver. I know a lot about sharks, probably more than anybody.

I'm smart, too. I had great-great-great uncle who went to Harvard. That makes me smart.

I'm just weaving here. My doctor says I am the strongest, most brilliant, candidate for mayor in the history of USMB. I can spot a camel drawing from a mile away. I have really good vision. The best vision. You know who doesn't have good vision? BIDEN! Some people say he's as blind as a bat. Bats are really blind. The Indians made them that way. Not the India in Europe. The Indians that slaughtered each other and drink too much. You know what I mean.


We are living in a forum carnage. You people know that. This place is a total disaster. It's a disgrace. We look like a Third World forum.

I will release my plan to improve the quality of this board in the near future, believe me. I will hire the best people to run this forum, that I can tell you. And I will ban immigrants from posting here. Everyone will have to show some ID.

Vote for me in two weeks. In person, not this mail-in shit. Thank you and good night.

 

[TNHarley]

I hope trump wins just to see this guy finish his mental breakdown and completely tard the fuck out. Mac too.
Shit, guess I will vote for the duopoly. Call me a single issue voter

 

[Stormy Daniels]

Clearly this isn't serious. I mean, you haven't even talked about how much you admire anyone's penis, yet.

 

[The Sage of Main Street]

I hereby announce I am running for mayor of this board.

If I don't win, it's because the election is rigged.

If elected, I will prosecute all my enemies. This list is very long, that I can tell you.

My doctor- I love doctors. They're very smart. If I was ever bitten by a shark, I would want a smart doctor. One who is a qualified diver. Putin is a diver. Did you know that? He's a diver. He'd probably make a good doctor, I don't know. I bet he's seen some sharks. He probably has a very good doctor if he's a diver. I know a lot about sharks, probably more than anybody.

I'm smart, too. I had great-great-great uncle who went to Harvard. That makes me smart.

I'm just weaving here. My doctor says I am the strongest, most brilliant, candidate for mayor in the history of USMB. I can spot a camel drawing from a mile away. I have really good vision. The best vision. You know who doesn't have good vision? BIDEN! Some people say he's as blind as a bat. Bats are really blind. The Indians made them that way. Not the India in Europe. The Indians that slaughtered each other and drink too much. You know what I mean.


We are living in a forum carnage. You people know that. This place is a total disaster. It's a disgrace. We look like a Third World forum.

I will release my plan to improve the quality of this board in the near future, believe me. I will hire the best people to run this forum, that I can tell you. And I will ban immigrants from posting here. Everyone will have to show some ID.

Vote for me in two weeks. In person, not this mail-in shit. Thank you and good night.

I See You've Skipped Your TDS Medication Again

 

[DakotaKai_fan20]

I hereby announce I am running for mayor of this board.

If I don't win, it's because the election is rigged.

If elected, I will prosecute all my enemies. This list is very long, that I can tell you.

My doctor- I love doctors. They're very smart. If I was ever bitten by a shark, I would want a smart doctor. One who is a qualified diver. Putin is a diver. Did you know that? He's a diver. He'd probably make a good doctor, I don't know. I bet he's seen some sharks. He probably has a very good doctor if he's a diver. I know a lot about sharks, probably more than anybody.

I'm smart, too. I had great-great-great uncle who went to Harvard. That makes me smart.

I'm just weaving here. My doctor says I am the strongest, most brilliant, candidate for mayor in the history of USMB. I can spot a camel drawing from a mile away. I have really good vision. The best vision. You know who doesn't have good vision? BIDEN! Some people say he's as blind as a bat. Bats are really blind. The Indians made them that way. Not the India in Europe. The Indians that slaughtered each other and drink too much. You know what I mean.


We are living in a forum carnage. You people know that. This place is a total disaster. It's a disgrace. We look like a Third World forum.

I will release my plan to improve the quality of this board in the near future, believe me. I will hire the best people to run this forum, that I can tell you. And I will ban immigrants from posting here. Everyone will have to show some ID.

Vote for me in two weeks. In person, not this mail-in shit. Thank you and good night.

It isn't rigged if I win. All USMB members are equal. Here is my campaign song:

 

[fncceo]

I hope trump wins just to see this guy finish his mental breakdown and completely tard the fuck out. Mac too.

I’m not sure there is a bottom to their particular hole that doesn’t involve a straight jacket.

 

[g5000]

I hope trump wins just to see this guy finish his mental breakdown and completely tard the fuck out. Mac too.
Shit, guess I will vote for the duopoly. Call me a single issue voter

You are suffering from GDS.

 

[g5000]

It isn't rigged if I win. All USMB members are equal. Here is my campaign song:

David Hasselhoff has an enormous penis.

 

[rampart]

I hereby announce I am running for mayor of this board.

If I don't win, it's because the election is rigged.

If elected, I will prosecute all my enemies. This list is very long, that I can tell you.

My doctor- I love doctors. They're very smart. If I was ever bitten by a shark, I would want a smart doctor. One who is a qualified diver. Putin is a diver. Did you know that? He's a diver. He'd probably make a good doctor, I don't know. I bet he's seen some sharks. He probably has a very good doctor if he's a diver. I know a lot about sharks, probably more than anybody.

I'm smart, too. I had great-great-great uncle who went to Harvard. That makes me smart.

I'm just weaving here. My doctor says I am the strongest, most brilliant, candidate for mayor in the history of USMB. I can spot a camel drawing from a mile away. I have really good vision. The best vision. You know who doesn't have good vision? BIDEN! Some people say he's as blind as a bat. Bats are really blind. The Indians made them that way. Not the India in Europe. The Indians that slaughtered each other and drink too much. You know what I mean.


We are living in a forum carnage. You people know that. This place is a total disaster. It's a disgrace. We look like a Third World forum.

I will release my plan to improve the quality of this board in the near future, believe me. I will hire the best people to run this forum, that I can tell you. And I will ban immigrants from posting here. Everyone will have to show some ID.

Vote for me in two weeks. In person, not this mail-in shit. Thank you and good night.

in today's political environment, and "both sides " are guilty so the democrats better stop it, this passes for "policy."

the only campaign i can compare to trump 2024 is the penguin's run for mayor of gotham city.

"make me mayor and crime will be legal" burgess meridith

 

[Arlette]

I hereby announce I am running for mayor of this board.

If I don't win, it's because the election is rigged.

If elected, I will prosecute all my enemies. This list is very long, that I can tell you.

My doctor- I love doctors. They're very smart. If I was ever bitten by a shark, I would want a smart doctor. One who is a qualified diver. Putin is a diver. Did you know that? He's a diver. He'd probably make a good doctor, I don't know. I bet he's seen some sharks. He probably has a very good doctor if he's a diver. I know a lot about sharks, probably more than anybody.

I'm smart, too. I had great-great-great uncle who went to Harvard. That makes me smart.

I'm just weaving here. My doctor says I am the strongest, most brilliant, candidate for mayor in the history of USMB. I can spot a camel drawing from a mile away. I have really good vision. The best vision. You know who doesn't have good vision? BIDEN! Some people say he's as blind as a bat. Bats are really blind. The Indians made them that way. Not the India in Europe. The Indians that slaughtered each other and drink too much. You know what I mean.


We are living in a forum carnage. You people know that. This place is a total disaster. It's a disgrace. We look like a Third World forum.

I will release my plan to improve the quality of this board in the near future, believe me. I will hire the best people to run this forum, that I can tell you. And I will ban immigrants from posting here. Everyone will have to show some ID.

Vote for me in two weeks. In person, not this mail-in shit. Thank you and good night.

Make us great again.

 

[petro]

Too Stupid/DR

 

[Mrkelly]

I hereby announce I am running for mayor of this board.

If I don't win, it's because the election is rigged.

If elected, I will prosecute all my enemies. This list is very long, that I can tell you.

My doctor- I love doctors. They're very smart. If I was ever bitten by a shark, I would want a smart doctor. One who is a qualified diver. Putin is a diver. Did you know that? He's a diver. He'd probably make a good doctor, I don't know. I bet he's seen some sharks. He probably has a very good doctor if he's a diver. I know a lot about sharks, probably more than anybody.

I'm smart, too. I had great-great-great uncle who went to Harvard. That makes me smart.

I'm just weaving here. My doctor says I am the strongest, most brilliant, candidate for mayor in the history of USMB. I can spot a camel drawing from a mile away. I have really good vision. The best vision. You know who doesn't have good vision? BIDEN! Some people say he's as blind as a bat. Bats are really blind. The Indians made them that way. Not the India in Europe. The Indians that slaughtered each other and drink too much. You know what I mean.


We are living in a forum carnage. You people know that. This place is a total disaster. It's a disgrace. We look like a Third World forum.

I will release my plan to improve the quality of this board in the near future, believe me. I will hire the best people to run this forum, that I can tell you. And I will ban immigrants from posting here. Everyone will have to show some ID.

Vote for me in two weeks. In person, not this mail-in shit. Thank you and good night.

 

[whitehall]

A phony candidate in a phony election. Shades of the democrat party.