Merlin1047
Senior Member
Little Randy attended a horse auction with his father He watched as
his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down
the horse's legs, rump, and chest.
After a few minutes, Randy asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?"
His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make
sure they are healthy and in good shape before I buy."
Randy, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom."
his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down
the horse's legs, rump, and chest.
After a few minutes, Randy asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?"
His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make
sure they are healthy and in good shape before I buy."
Randy, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom."
