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Colin

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A lesson in the fine art of good negotiating.
Have your case well prepared - the Mexican maid did!

The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about
this and decided to talk to her about the raise.

She asked: 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?

Maria: 'Well, Senora, there are tree reasons why I wan an increase.

The first is that I iron better than you.

Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?
Maria: 'Jor husband say so.
Wife: 'Oh.

Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.
Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?
Maria: 'Jor husband did.
Wife: 'Oh..

Maria: 'The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in bed.
Wife: (really furious now) 'Did my husband say that as well?


Maria: 'No Senora...the gardener did.

Wife: 'So how much do you want?
 

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