g5000
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notice how none of those cars w/ people dumping ballots
has a license plate
According to my Conspiracies For Dummies book I got from Amazon (get it tomorrow if you order in the next 7 hours), there is a good reason for this.
You see, when you are splicing and dicing together some footage to support your hoax that groomers stole your election, you must be extra cautious your conspiracy flick does not contain any information which could help viewers find out who the "perpetrators" are.
If there is a license plate in your show, some enterprising reporter might track them down.
Then everything would implode if the "perpetrator" turned out to be a God-fearing, law-abiding, heterosexual Republican, you see?
"Yeah, I was dropping off my husband's ballot, and my four baptized children's ballots. They are all adults now and can't afford to live on their own because Satan is in the White House."
And that is why you didn't see any license plates.