Okay fellow geniuses. How do you stop a giant ice shelf from breaking off ?

[the other mike]

Because if it does, there will be major sea level rise in a very short time, which they're now saying could be within 5 to 10 years.

We could cover Antarctica with a really big blanket. That's one of my ideas.

 

[Moonglow]

 

[Polishprince]

Because if it does, there will be major sea level rise in a very short time, which they're now saying could be within 5 to 10 years.

We could cover Antarctica with a really big blanket. That's one of my ideas.

Doomsday predictions from the left have been around since I was a kid. Read the only environmentalist panic porn from the 70's and 80's.

Ever hear of Harold Camping? Predicted catastrophe several times.

Bet it all comes to naught.

 

[the other mike]

Bad for the penguins. No good.

 

[deannalw]

Prop it up with big sticks like a hillbilly front porch roof.

 

[the other mike]

Doomsday predictions from the left have been around since I was a kid. Read the only environmentalist panic porn from the 70's and 80's.

Ever hear of Harold Camping? Predicted catastrophe several times.

Bet it all comes to naught.

It's more than predictions. Probabilities actually.
But left up to the smart ones in charge, we'll save the earth with a nuclear winter before sea level rise gets to happen.

 

[the other mike]

Prop it up with big sticks like a hillbilly front porch roof.

Start wrapping stainless steel harnesses around it too.

 

[the other mike]

Let's just chop all the ice off, melt it down in Tasmania and make bottled water from it....problem solved.

 

[Gabe Lackmann]

Global carbon taxes. Ice sheets love those.

 

[the other mike]

Global carbon taxes. Ice sheets love those.

Al Gore is a mean drunk now.
He says " Fuck it- why wait ? Let's speed it up with some well-placed missile strikes. "

 

[Damaged Eagle]

Tow it to Arabia for all those thirsty Arab farmers

*****CHUCKLE*****

 

[Gabe Lackmann]

Al Gore is a mean drunk now.
He says " Fuck it- why wait ? Let's speed it up with some well-placed missile strikes. "

I love how people are so fucking myopic that they actually think ice movement, and chest colds are something new.

The immediacy of now, makes everything look so much more important.

 

[westwall]

Because if it does, there will be major sea level rise in a very short time, which they're now saying could be within 5 to 10 years.

We could cover Antarctica with a really big blanket. That's one of my ideas.

No, it won't you ignorant clod. It is already FLOATING you imbecile. It will do nothing to ocean levels.

God damn you people are scientific illiterates.

 

[fncceo]

"Here at the frosting mines ... the slaves of Betty Crocker work around the clock ..."

 

[the other mike]

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Tow it to Arabia for all those thirsty Arab farmers

*****CHUCKLE*****

They're rich enough to buy if they can make rain clouds.

It's so hot in Dubai that the government is artificially creating rainstorms

With temperatures in Dubai regularly surpassing 115 degrees Fahrenheit, the government is now using drones to zap clouds with electricity, creating rainstorms.

www.cbsnews.com

 

[the other mike]

No, it won't you ignorant clod. It is already FLOATING you imbecile. It will do nothing to ocean levels.

God damn you people are scientific illiterates.

Oh here come the Chevron trolls.

 

[ding]

I love the use of all of the weasel words.

 

[ding]

Oh here come the Chevron trolls.

So you believe it's going to happen and can't be stopped?

 

[toobfreak]

Because if it does, there will be major sea level rise in a very short time, which they're now saying could be within 5 to 10 years.

Oh no! Water is going back into the ocean where it came from! The horror!

Good thing I wasn't stupid enough to buy a retirement home at the beach one foot above sea level while the ocean was abnormally low!

 

[the other mike]

Sea level could rise 2 feet in 3 years according to the Post.

Antarctica’s ‘doomsday glacier’ could collapse in 3 years, raise sea levels

The Thwaites Glacier is dubbed the “doomsday glacier” because its collapse could trigger a surrounding glacial cascade that the latest research suggests could come far sooner than expected.

nypost.com