“I guarantee you, nobody on this block, none of those first responders, nobody gives a hoot whether you are a Democrat or a Republican,” the president said.
And take note, the very Louisiana Republican Congressmen that voted AGAINST recovery aid after Sandy, are now at the door with their hand out asking for help.
'Knock, knock...knock knock knock' Door opens,
"hello who are you"
"Hi there, I'm Jake KARMA, I understand you are the Louisiana Congressmen that voted to NOT help New Jersey and other states in the North East recover from Sandy a few years ago, yes?"
"well yes, but"
"if you could just stand right there that would be great"
"what? what are you doing with that two by four?"
"I'm getting ready to whack you upside the head with it until you see stars for the next six months"
And so he did, and so they will.
