Mowing The Lawn & Beer

[Mr. P]

On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking
beer and watching my wife mow the lawn. The neighbor lady from
across the street was so outraged that she came over and
shouted at me, "You should be hung!" I took a drink from my can
of Busch Light, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my
darkened Ray Ban sunglasses and stared directly into the eyes
of this nosy ass neighbor and then calmly replied, "I am.
That's why she cuts the grass."

 

[dilloduck]

On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking
beer and watching my wife mow the lawn. The neighbor lady from
across the street was so outraged that she came over and
shouted at me, "You should be hung!" I took a drink from my can
of Busch Light, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my
darkened Ray Ban sunglasses and stared directly into the eyes
of this nosy ass neighbor and then calmly replied, "I am.
That's why she cuts the grass."

 

[Said1]

Is this autobiographical?

 

[dilloduck]

Is this autobiographical?

I'd say it's right up there with pink tacos.

 

[Mr. P]

Is this autobiographical?

It is in the humor section, but you'll never know for sure.:

 

[Said1]

Comedy central.

 

[Abbey Normal]

Ttiwwp

 

[5stringJeff]

Ttiwwp

 

[Abbey Normal]

Who knew Mr. P's legs were so...smooth!

 

[Said1]

And he has no hair on his ass either.

 

[Abbey Normal]

And he has no hair on his ass either.

Nothing like a Brazilian.

 

[Mr. P]

Nothing like a Brazilian.

Hey! No self respectin Southern Boy would EVER DO that ferin stuff!

 

[Said1]

Nothing like a Brazilian.

Re: The Prairie Oysters: OUCH!

 

[Mr. P]

Re: The Prairie Oysters: OUCH!

Not on yer life!

 

[Said1]

Not on yer life!

Oh, I get it. Ancient Chinese secret. :happy2:

 

[Mr. P]

Oh, I get it. Ancient Chinese secret. :happy2:

More French I think, Gillett. But like I said, A Southern boy would NEVER do that ferin stuff.:tongue1:

 

[Said1]

More French I think, Gillett. But like I said, A Southern boy would NEVER do that ferin stuff.:tongue1:

I repeat, Ouch re: le Prairie Oysters.

 

[Mr. P]

I repeat, Ouch re: le Prairie Oysters.

Maybe Prairie Oysters in Canada sweetie, BUT MOUNTAIN OYSTERS HERE.

 

[manu1959]

Hey! No self respectin Southern Boy would EVER DO that ferin stuff!

define do?

 

[Mr. P]

define do?

Ya got a point!