Mr. P
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Lesson One:
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing
nothing. A small rabbit saw
the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you
and do nothing?"
The eagle answered: "Sure, why not?"
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and
rested.
All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the
rabbit and ate it.
Management Lesson:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting
very, very high up.
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Lesson Two:
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to
be able to get to the
top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't
got the energy."
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my
droppings?" replied the bull.
They're packed with nutrients."
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it
actually gave him enough
strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The
next day, after eating
some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fourth night,
the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the
tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Management Lesson:
Bull shit might get you to the top,
but it won't keep you there.
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Lesson Three:
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It
was so cold, the bird started to freeze
and fell to the ground into a large field.
While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped
some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.
The dung was actually thawing him out! He laid there
all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to
investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Management Lesson:
1) Not everyone who shits on you--- is your enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit--- is your
friend..
3) And when you're in deep shit----it's best to keep your mouth shut!
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing
nothing. A small rabbit saw
the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you
and do nothing?"
The eagle answered: "Sure, why not?"
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and
rested.
All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the
rabbit and ate it.
Management Lesson:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting
very, very high up.
--------------------------------------------------------------
Lesson Two:
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to
be able to get to the
top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't
got the energy."
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my
droppings?" replied the bull.
They're packed with nutrients."
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it
actually gave him enough
strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The
next day, after eating
some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fourth night,
the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the
tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Management Lesson:
Bull shit might get you to the top,
but it won't keep you there.
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Lesson Three:
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It
was so cold, the bird started to freeze
and fell to the ground into a large field.
While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped
some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.
The dung was actually thawing him out! He laid there
all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to
investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Management Lesson:
1) Not everyone who shits on you--- is your enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit--- is your
friend..
3) And when you're in deep shit----it's best to keep your mouth shut!
