LOL, "need some wood?" is all over the internets

[Palestinian Jew]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3845089354

http://www.needsumwood.com/

 

[drowe]

According to Kerry we all lost our jobs over the past four years and the economy is in the toilet. That’s why I hope Kerry gets elected, perhaps he will start a government program in which underprivileged people like me can be told when I can afford such frivolous items. The government should take care of me because they know what is best because that is what I heard on CBS news. I think the program will be funded through tax increases that won’t affect me, just my income but according to Newsweek I don’t need income because John Kerry said so, I mean he should know he’s been a Senator for twenty years and was in Vietnam for 4 months.
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John Kerry: The President Dukakis We Never Had

 

[Comrade]

Hey YOU! Yah, ya need some wood, y'all?!?

 

[Comrade]

"And if re-elected to the Presidency, I will make sure every family in America has enough wood to build a barricade like this one."

 

[Comrade]

"I'm pround to stand behind America's wood!"

"That was some good wood, got more?"

"And behind me, look at it! It's wood! And it's good!"

"Now see, Reagan had wood too!"



"And he had LOT'S of wood."

"And as your President, I'll be out constantly looking for more wood."

"I'm not stopping until I find more wood for America."


"Ask, me, your President, for wood. How about that branch over there?"

"You want some wood? I'll get you wood."

Vote Bush, he's got wood!

 

[drowe]

My post above is a put on...

 

[musicman]

My post above is a put on...

Gotcha, drowe. A belated welcome to the board!

 

[Comrade]

My post above is a put on...

Mine too!

Welcome, drowe.

 

[Jimmyeatworld]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3845089354

http://www.needsumwood.com/

Are there people just sitting around waiting for stuff like this?

 

[drowe]

Thanks for the welcome,

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John Kerry: Endorsed by Al-Qaeda, Al-Jazeera, and Al-Gore

 

[MadMax]

"And if re-elected to the Presidency, I will make sure every family in America has enough wood to build a barricade like this one."

Damn straight, is that real pine wood there ed??? Nuthin but the best Clark nuttin but da best. ;-)

 

[MadMax]

Are there people just sitting around waiting for stuff like this?

LOL some of us Jimmyeatwood sorry...

 

[ScreamingEagle]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Evidently a lot. I think our little woodchuck President just BUSHWACKED that stuffy dense-as-a-wooden-board wormwood contender most liberally (heh) with a big fat heavy ole-fashioned 2X4 and chucked him right (heh) out of the race! Wood you believe it?!

The thwacks were heard around the worldwide Internets!


gimme a one! gimme a two! gimme a tree!