Letter To A Mother

[Sandy73]

LETTER TO A MOTHER


A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter over the bed.


With the worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling hands:

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I eloped
with my new boyfriend.

I found real passion and he is so nice, with all his piercing and
tattoos and his big motorcycle.

But it's not only that mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be
very happy in his trailer in the woods.

He wants to have many more children with me and that's one of my
dreams.

I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing it
for us and his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine and
ecstasies we may want.

In the meantime, we'll pray for the science to find the AIDS cure, for
Ahmed to get better, he deserves it.

Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of
myself.

Some day I'll visit for you to know your grandchildren.

Your daughter,
Judith

PS: Mom, it's not true. I'm at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to
show you that there are worse things in life than the school's report
card
that's in my desk's drawer...I love you!

 

[Semper Fi]

Oh man, thats pretty harsh. I suppose it would work, but might be a little akward in the future.

 

[Sandy73]

I wish I would have come up with that one when I was in school ! :teeth:

 

[Avatar4321]

Got to love that smart conservative girl...i say conservative because she obviously had conservative parents and was taught that all those things were wrong which is contrary to alot of liberal thinking.

 

[janeeng]

My Dad sent me this one Sandy, that was great! Would have been nice to have pulled that one of myself! but then I think of my Daughter, and I will kill her she pulls something like that with me.

 

[Sandy73]

And why is it that I can see that happening ???