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Sandy73
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Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table
>A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand
>dollars > ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
>She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when
>I'm completely nude."
>With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice
>and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
>As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and
>squealed...
>"YES! YES! I WON, I WON!
>She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her
>clothes and quickly departed.
>The dealers stared at each other dumfounded.
>Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered,
>"I don't know - I thought you were watching."
>MORAL:
>Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.
>A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand
>dollars > ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
>She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when
>I'm completely nude."
>With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice
>and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
>As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and
>squealed...
>"YES! YES! I WON, I WON!
>She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her
>clothes and quickly departed.
>The dealers stared at each other dumfounded.
>Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered,
>"I don't know - I thought you were watching."
>MORAL:
>Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.
