Twisting Our Tongues Until They Break
Equity is not related to equality, even though it sounds like it is, which is a typical mistake made by dumbed-down college graduates (just as oxymoron sounds like something said by a moron, but it actually means the opposite of the way they, and everybody under their influence, use it).
Equity comes from a word meaning "horse." In ancient Rome, only capitalists could afford to equip and train warhorses.
Every month or so, the Illiterate Liberal Language Lords come up with a new grammatical monstrosity. So don't use their absurdly anti-phonetic term "mic" for mike, either.