Just Contacted My Representatives In Congress

[marvin martian]

Have outlined a complete new slate of very generous federal welfare benefits, for all of the women who will be forced to give birth to children they cannot afford.

Surely all of our Republican representatives and Senators, that support the recent Supreme Court decision taking away womens rights, will be very excited about giving many new welfare benefits to these children whom they so passionately defend, right?

No, we still want you to take responsibility for your decisions. Is that just too hard?

 

[Ralph Norton]

Don't forget making child support payments start at con-ception.

Are you making a point when you continually separate "con" from the rest of a given word?
What would that point be?

 

[Jarlaxle]

Are you making a point when you continually separate "con" from the rest of a given word?
What would that point be?

On her head.