Jim Bakker knows this stuff, right?

[Luddly Neddite]

Gimme that old time religion, right?

If anyone would know a "model saint" it would be Bakker.

“He was so concerned with the eternal state of Miss Daniels’ soul that he scheduled some alone time with just the two of them, so he could share with her how Jesus Christ had changed his life and how He could also save her from her sins.”

Nearly choking up with tears, Bakker went on to explain how much he loves and looks up to Trump as a model saint.

 

[Cellblock2429]

Gimme that old time religion, right?

If anyone would know a "model saint" it would be Bakker.

“He was so concerned with the eternal state of Miss Daniels’ soul that he scheduled some alone time with just the two of them, so he could share with her how Jesus Christ had changed his life and how He could also save her from her sins.”

Nearly choking up with tears, Bakker went on to explain how much he loves and looks up to Trump as a model saint.

/----/ Who is Jim Bakker and why would anyone of us care what he thinks?

 

[Luddly Neddite]

And no, this isn't from The Onion.

 

[Luddly Neddite]

Gimme that old time religion, right?

If anyone would know a "model saint" it would be Bakker.

“He was so concerned with the eternal state of Miss Daniels’ soul that he scheduled some alone time with just the two of them, so he could share with her how Jesus Christ had changed his life and how He could also save her from her sins.”

Nearly choking up with tears, Bakker went on to explain how much he loves and looks up to Trump as a model saint.

/----/ Who is Jim Bakker and why would anyone of us care what he thinks?
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I'd ask the same about Pat Robertson but them fundie nutters loves them some bible thumping smiley scam artists. Else, they would never have voted for trump.

 

[Cellblock2429]

And no, this isn't from The Onion.

/----/ Regarding your meme - does fighting for equal rights include the right to bear arms?

 

[Cellblock2429]

Gimme that old time religion, right?

If anyone would know a "model saint" it would be Bakker.

“He was so concerned with the eternal state of Miss Daniels’ soul that he scheduled some alone time with just the two of them, so he could share with her how Jesus Christ had changed his life and how He could also save her from her sins.”

Nearly choking up with tears, Bakker went on to explain how much he loves and looks up to Trump as a model saint.

/----/ Who is Jim Bakker and why would anyone of us care what he thinks?
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I'd ask the same about Pat Robertson but them fundie nutters loves them some bible thumping smiley scam artists. Else, they would never have voted for trump.

/----/ YAWN. Who else can you dig up from the graveyard of forgotten celebs?

 

[EvilCat Breath]

It's from satire site The Babylon Bee. The same site whose biblical scholars claim that Jesus spent 40 days in the desert at a men's conference.

Scholars: Jesus Spent 40 Days In Wilderness Attending Amped-Up Men's Conference

 

[usmbguest5318]

Gimme that old time religion, right?

If anyone would know a "model saint" it would be Bakker.

“He was so concerned with the eternal state of Miss Daniels’ soul that he scheduled some alone time with just the two of them, so he could share with her how Jesus Christ had changed his life and how He could also save her from her sins.”

Nearly choking up with tears, Bakker went on to explain how much he loves and looks up to Trump as a model saint.

If anyone would know a "model saint" it would be Bakker.

​

Jim Bakker has become best known for his adultery scandal in which Bakker and Fletcher committed adultery with a church secretary in 1980 and then arranged a payment to keep her quiet.

• Jim and Tammy Faye Bakker: A Scandal of the Self
• Jailed televangelist Jim Bakker is back in business hawking survivalist kits | Daily Mail Online

 

[EvilCat Breath]

This site advertises itself as the site for trusted Christian satire.

It's all fake. The entire article is fake.

 

[EvilCat Breath]

Gimme that old time religion, right?

If anyone would know a "model saint" it would be Bakker.

“He was so concerned with the eternal state of Miss Daniels’ soul that he scheduled some alone time with just the two of them, so he could share with her how Jesus Christ had changed his life and how He could also save her from her sins.”

Nearly choking up with tears, Bakker went on to explain how much he loves and looks up to Trump as a model saint.

If anyone would know a "model saint" it would be Bakker.

​

Jim Bakker has become best known for his adultery scandal in which Bakker and Fletcher committed adultery with a church secretary in 1980 and then arranged a payment to keep her quiet. (Jim and Tammy Faye Bakker: A Scandal of the Self)

1980. 40 years ago and someone is still trying to make this newsworthy aside from playing satire games.

 

[C_Clayton_Jones]

The Christian right’s support of a liar, bigot, and racist such as Trump is further proof of their hypocrisy and depravity.

 

[Luddly Neddite]

Gimme that old time religion, right?

If anyone would know a "model saint" it would be Bakker.

“He was so concerned with the eternal state of Miss Daniels’ soul that he scheduled some alone time with just the two of them, so he could share with her how Jesus Christ had changed his life and how He could also save her from her sins.”

Nearly choking up with tears, Bakker went on to explain how much he loves and looks up to Trump as a model saint.

Turns out this is satire.

But dang, the way the fundie family values are bending themselves into pretzels to excuse trump's lying stealing and cheating, its very plausible.

 

[Fort Fun Indiana]

Jim Bakker thinks that attacks on Trump show that America is engaged in a war against god.

Yes, he is a fucking moron.

 

[hadit]

The Christian right’s support of a liar, bigot, and racist such as Trump is further proof of their hypocrisy and depravity.

Wow, who peed in your Cheerios?

 

[Luddly Neddite]

The Christian right’s support of a liar, bigot, and racist such as Trump is further proof of their hypocrisy and depravity.

Wow, who peed in your Cheerios?

But its true.

The christian right, those defenders of "family values" voted for a "man" who is everything they say they hate.

That's not opinion. Its flat out fact.

 

[Penelope]

It's from satire site The Babylon Bee. The same site whose biblical scholars claim that Jesus spent 40 days in the desert at a men's conference.

Scholars: Jesus Spent 40 Days In Wilderness Attending Amped-Up Men's Conference

The Babylon Bee is a satirical evangelical Christian website. The site is famous for over-the-top fake stories focusing on well known pastors, celebrities, and politicians. It was created by Adam Ford,[1][2] and was launched on March 1, 2016.[3] It models itself on The Onion.[4]

 

[BULLDOG]

This site advertises itself as the site for trusted Christian satire.

It's all fake. The entire article is fake.

All fake all the time, just like this network

 

[hadit]

The Christian right’s support of a liar, bigot, and racist such as Trump is further proof of their hypocrisy and depravity.

Wow, who peed in your Cheerios?

But its true.

The christian right, those defenders of "family values" voted for a "man" who is everything they say they hate.

That's not opinion. Its flat out fact.

They weren't voting for him to be their pastor. They voted either for him to be their president or to prevent something worse (Hillary).

Gotta love it when someone from the outside insists they know how those on the inside must vote.

 

[ding]

It's pretty funny how you guys get triggered by Christians. Please don't ever change.

 

[DarkFury]

Luddly peddles his fake news again!
What a loser.