In other news...

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Is there any truth to,the rumor that the movie Elysium was based on the life of Jon Stewart ?

 

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... drip-drip Hillary sat for an interview with Lena Dunham... You know that moment when the child molesting rape hoaxer isn't the worst person in the room. There it is...

 

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... gun-free zones are to criminals what all-you-can-eat buffets are to fat people.

 

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... Russian and American troops are now staring each other in Syria. It's like that Obama's appeasement thing isn't working at all.

 

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... king Dud seems surprised with Russian bombing in Syria this week. When they finally meet at the UN, they shook hands, and the look he gave Putin was saying: "Vlad, I thought we had something special."

 

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... according to our Secretary of State John "epic fail" Kerry, we're going to solve the Syrian problem with "deconfliction". It seems that Barry's plan is to bombard the Russians with made up words. Get down, incoming... deconflictiooooooon.

 

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... the FBI is still searching for over two months of Hillary's missing emails. Maybe they should check in the bathroom, behind the illegal foreign donations.

 

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... according to already released emails, the "old girl" can't figure out the phone, search the Google or figure out the hotel room service. Yeah, all this modern technology got her flummoxed. I bet her BetaMax still flashes 12:00 PM.

 

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... despite being under heavy scrutiny, Planned Parenthood hired people to throw condoms at Carly Fiorina. Those are our tax dollars at work.

 

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... Bill Nye said that pro-lifers are "ignorant". If undergrad degree in mechanical engineering say so, it must be the truth. What, he must be smart, he's on TV, like Kardashians.

 

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... the archaeologists have discovered two rooms in king Tut's tomb which may hold the remains of Nefertiti who lived 3000 years ago, the time that Bernie Sanders refer as "high school".

 

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... religion hating liberals have to be reminded from time to time that Pope is still Catholic.

 

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... Kevin McCarthy was making a lot of noises last week. It's time for him to find his place next to Eric Cantor.

 

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... Democrats say they're enjoying Republican fighting in between themselves over speakership of the House. They sure can see a lot from their irrelevant seats.

 

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... yet another milestone for President Hussein, who is now first Nobel Peace Prize winner ever to bomb another Nobel Peace Prize winner.

 

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... Russian cruise missiles aimed at Syria rained down on Iran. While Barry can't hit the right building in Afghanistan, it seems Russians can't even hit the right country.

 

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... Americas favorite inventor with his family at the clock making convention.

 

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... the all new HTC debuted on NBC's Today Show and presented her "angry Hillary" side. Meaning, the shrieking harpy of the last 45 years was "happy Hillary"? No wonder why Democrats are begging Biden to run...

 

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... CNN announced their Democratic presidential debate will be only two hours long. They wanted to go for three, but at their age... If you're too early you're interrupting the Early Bird at the country kitchen, and if you're too late, you're up against Murder She Wrote.

 

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... Chairman Bao hosted a membership drive in the White House for "big labor". Yeah, because union thugs are so under represented in the Democrat party.