In other news...

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... the Democratic presidential debate ends up by Bernie supporting Hillary more then she could support herself. Just eave it to Bernie to be right, but for the wrong reasons.

 

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... the Democratic presidential debate looks more like Bingo night at the retirement village that gets kind of complicated. When is Diagnosis Murder come on?

 

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... they're all about diversity. They got white, and old, and putty... and maybe Ecru? Those five men, from which one of them keeps demanding that he's a woman, gets to go to Vegas, Joe "the jellybean" Biden has been grounded by his boss Barry.

 

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Meet your candidates:

Mrs. Howell, Doc Brown (from Back to the future), and Larry, his brother Daryl and his other brother Daryl.

 

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... notably absent from the fight night in Vegas was Bubba Clinton who watched the debate on cable at the Bunny Ranch.

 

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... with her email scandal spiraling out of control, maybe it's time for Hillary to stop trying to get the nomination and start trying to get somewhere without an extradition treaty. "I heard Brazil is real nice." - Bill's voice in background.

 

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... "vote for me" and "no more war" he said in 2012. And the only guy he brought home from Afghanistan is the one dude who tried to run away.

 

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... Planned Parenthood will stop accepting payments for dead baby parts. They're going to stop doing the thing they swore they weren't doing in the first place... and start doing it for free.

 

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... people who watched Benghazi hearing and thought that Hillary had a soul, prayed for it.

 

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... Hillary's new narrative is to blame the dead guy. Who came up with that gem? Oh right, Sid Blumenthal.

 

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... most of Hillary's work was not done on email. Right, email was used for big tasks, like figuring how to order room service.

 

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... Ambassador Stevens couldn't get Hillary's attention on Benghazi. Maybe he should have offered her a paid speaking gig, like a quarter of million for fifteen minutes.

 

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... Democrats were complaining the Benghazi hearings were a waste of taxpayer money. Wait, they're now against of wasting money?

 

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... Joe will not be running. It's time for him to devote more time to intellectual pursuits.

 

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... Canada elected a new Prime Minister. Mostly based on the fact that he's so handsome. Actually, that's not the worst reason for voting for a guy.

 

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... "clock boy" and his family are moving to the Middle East. OMG, who will now lead the future American efforts to throw random junk in a box?

 

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... State of Texas is shutting off medicare spigot to abortionists at Planned Parenthood. However, they're not worried since they accumulated plenty of that sweet dead baby parts loot.

 

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... a knife wielding maniac stabbed five people in California. Who stopped him? OMG, guy with a gun!

 

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... according to Democrats, they got thumped last Tuesday because of "Trumpmania". That's really not how you pronounce Hillary fatigue.

 

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... Bernie decided he's not sick of Hillary's damn emails anymore. It seems that desperation smells like old people and communism.