In other news...

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... alphabet media blasts Ben Carson pyramid comments. At least Ben knows where the pyramids are, unlike Barry who thinks they are on the Gulf coast. Or is that South Carolina? Well, he gets those 57 states confused.

 

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... comrade Choomer plan to make Americans share bathrooms is adios-ed. The measure failed when every teenage boy in America announced "Hey, I'm totally trans."

 

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... the Democrat party strategy to stop their self-inflicted bleeding - have little Latino kids shriek profanities at Donald Trump. Kids dropping F-bombs, might force Harry Reid to sit down when he sees it.

 

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... Barry's spokeshole Josh Earnest says that "Obamacare is working better thus far than anybody predicted." He said that out loud. Now we know what happens when Ohioans aren't allowed to smoke.

 

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... pacifying 7% of the students at the expense of educating remaining 93%, that's some Common Core crazy shit right there.

 

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... the Mizzou kiddies want to combat pretend racism with racial exclusive "safe spaces". They actually existed in the 50s, but that's not what we called it.

 

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... Yale University, over three centuries of excellence, turning out students who have literally changed the world. For example, the princess of Country Club County, Connecticut lost her cookies over Halloween costumes worn by 20 year olds. Well, she can always work at the UN.

 

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... students borrowed money to go to college, now they're skipping college to demand money to go to college. Maybe they should ask Hillary to cover their tuition, from that sweet Arab oil swag she pocketed.

 

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... Hilldabeast is telling the old Marine rejection story again. She wanted to join Marine Corps, but the recruiting depot was under sniper fire. I bet she hated the color of the pantsuit.

 

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... lets talk about Starbucks. You pay $5 for coffee flavored battery acid and you're worried about the color of the cup? Happy Holidays.

 

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... DNC finally released this year Democrats Halloween costumes.

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Democrats on the Benghazi Committee

Rest of the Democrat party

 

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... when it comes to terrorism, Barry the Clown says he's not interested in America winning. That only leave two outcomes, and terrorist psychos are hardly playing for a tie.

 

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... 50 House Democrats jumped ship to help pass the GOP's refugee screening bill after an emergency meeting Friday with Soetoro's minions. Well, now that we know he's not interested in winning but man... this is classic example of how to lose friends and piss off allies, the Barry's way.

 

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... a dozen Syrians, five Pakistanis and an Afghan were caught trying to sneak into the US this week. Help me out here, Barry... Which ones are widows, and which ones are orphans?

 

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... if you, American citizen, want to exercise your 2nd Amendment right, you will undergo a detail Federal background check. However, if you are un-vetted Syrian refugee: "Hi, come on in!"

 

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... Homeland Security Secretary Johnson hates the idea of increased screening for Syrian refugees, calling it "cumbersome". But dude, that's your ******* job!

 

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... Hillary says that her plan to defeat ISIS, and I am quoting her words here, is to "defeat ISIS". Well, that might be just crazy enough to work.

 

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... Hillary is back on the campaign trail with the story that "Bill Clinton had to ask her three times before she said yes to marrying him". Well, roofies were still more rudimentary back then, Bill had to wait for them to kick in.

 

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... a million brat mach continued with kids demanding removal of any white racist name from campus. Well, that could get little complicated in WV, there is a dead Democrat Klansman's name on pretty much everything.

 

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... this Thanksgiving holiday, ISIS give thanks that they don't have to contend with American president who actually want to beat them. He likes them more then his own people.