In other news...

[Ame®icano]

... here comes the Joe, the president who can't spell president. Why not, the guy we got now thinks there are 57 states and one more to go.

 

[Ame®icano]

... Democrat presidential offerings are fading but there is a plan B, and that's just what they need, more old, white people.

 

[Ame®icano]

... Joe is most likely running and Hildabeast is gonna be mad. Joe, the best advice I can give you is to stay away from Fort Marcy Park for a while.

 

[Ame®icano]

... according to Hillary, people who oppose butchering babies for profit are terrorists. After this, the question is... At what point do we acknowledge that Hillary is still running because she has nothing else to do?

 

[Ame®icano]

... you could "Feel the Bern" by visiting Bernie Sanders campaign store. It's actually interesting to see how socialist using capitalism to fuel his campaign. Das capital.

 

[Ame®icano]

... white cop kills black thug in self defense is... racism. Black thug kills white people and says it's because he wants to start "race war"... that's just a gun violence.

 

[Ame®icano]

... according to dumb Barry, "the number of people who die from gun related incidents dwarfs any deaths that happen through terrorism". OK Barry, enough about Chicago!

 

[Ame®icano]

... Mexican open border activist Jorge Ramos interrupted a Donald Trump presser to demand specifics of Trump's plan for illegal aliens and anchor babies. Trump kindly demonstrated how his plan will work by escorting Ramos out of the conference room. Adios amigo. Later on, Trump demonstrated second part of his plan by letting Ramos back in after he agreed to follow the rules.

 

[Ame®icano]

... according to unnamed source, Obama is preparing to sign pardon for Hillary ahead of investigation results, just in case.

 

[Ame®icano]

... the guy who ran Hillary non-secured, illegal server will plead the Fifth. No surprise there. Deja vu.

 

[Ame®icano]

... Hillary understands neither "classified" or "email", but she is Democrats perfect choice to be Commander in Chief. Hillary 2016: Not a criminal. Just an idiot.

 

[Ame®icano]

... lefties are cheering as Kim Davis is taken into the custody for violating her oath of office. Do we all agree that violating the oath of office is bad?

 

[Ame®icano]

... Obozo spent the week playing dress up in Alaska. "Ewww, what's that?"... "That's a pine cone, Mr. President."... "Sasquatch!"... "No, that's Michelle, Mr. President."

 

[Ame®icano]

... related, while in Alaska, Barry learn firsthand that ice melts in summer. And taxpayers are still waiting to find out what is the cost of that valuable lesson.

 

[Ame®icano]

... Chinese Navy show up on Alaskan shores to show the President ships paid by the US taxpayers money.

 

[Ame®icano]

... people that chants "pigs in a blanket" and "fry 'em like a bacon" insists they're not a hate group. The Black Lives Matter section at Hallmark must be very interesting.

 

[jon_berzerk]

... in all the fairness, Michael Phelps, the most decorated Olympian in history, has been asked by Obama administration to redistribute half of his medals to less accomplished athletes. Reason? You didn't swim that!

and his weed too

--LOL

 

[Ame®icano]

... Michael Brown got the state funeral. Murdered cops got... ? Hello, Mr. President? Oh right, he's in Alaska playing with a selfie stick.

 

[Ame®icano]

... Hillary's little buddy Huma Abedin allegedly billed the taxpayers tens of thousands of dollars. She said she's not to blame, her husband Carlos Danger handles the books.

 

[Ame®icano]

... Sarah Paling wants President Selfie to man up on foreign policy suggesting he carry "a big stick instead of selfie stick". Apparently, selfie stick is only thing he's able to handle on his own.