In other news...

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... on Labor Day, or as it's better known "94 million unemployed Americans Mon-Day", Vice President "Big ******* Deal" Biden complained that "things have become worse for American workers". It seems he doesn't know who's been in charge for the last seven years.

 

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... impressed by the FoxNews GOP debate ratings, CNN is planning to use the same formula on Democrat candidates by asking tough, pointed questions about Republicans.

 

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... encouraged by the another European success, Choom Prince Barry has ordered the admittance of tens of thousands Syrians to the United States.

 

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... Brian Williams is back. The disgraced talker will start his new show in late September on NBC's idiot sister MSNBC. Executives are crossing fingers that his fan and their viewer aren't the same guy.

 

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... after watching the second GOP presidential debate people realize that all they got is - they got three hours older. A lot better then even imagining what the Democrats debate is going to look like. Kill me now.

 

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... the seconf GOP presidential debate brought to CNN highest rated program ever, which is weird because usually their regular programming is so compelling.

 

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... President Choom said he wasn't going to watch the debate which isn't surprising. It would be like vampire watching the sunrise.

 

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... the new and improved granny Hillary dropped in on Jimmy Fallon. Oh, she does have a soul. No wait... that's more cobwebs.

 

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... desperate to shore-up her fading popularity with women, Hilldabeast demanded we suspend presumption of innocence for men accused of sexual assault. Bill Clinton however, doesn't think she should go that crazy.

 

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... Chinese president Xi announced his visit to Washington. No big deal, landlords likes to drop by and check their property from time to time.

 

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... Californistan is set to institute automatic voting, clearing the way for millions illegal aliens to tilt American elections. Democrats would say: "You said that like it's a bad thing."

 

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... Californistan is set to institute automatic voting, clearing the way for millions illegal aliens to til American elections. Democrats would say: "You said that like it's a bad thing."

It isn't like your party is ever going to win that state ever again!

 

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... is that a pop-tart in a shape of gun? You're expelled. Is that a clock? You're going to the White House.

 

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... leaders of the racist hate group Black Lives Matter visited the White House and met the Obama-crony Valerie Jarrett. No cops were murdered on their way there... hopefully.

 

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... leader of the free world is cyber-bullying a 13 year old and nobody is really surprised. Sorry CJ, you should've built a "clock".

 

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... democrats jumped in to tie themselves to the visiting pontiff. They're just like peas in a pod, as long pope doesn't see all those Planned Parenthood videos.

 

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... Brian Williams first gig for the democrats lunatic channel was covering the arrival of the Pope Francis. Williams is the obvious choice since he interviewed every pope since St. Peter.

Correction: He was every pope since St. Peter. It's on his resume.

 

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... Moochelle looking "fabulous" this week in a $2,300 designer dress. For that much, it seems that dress should cover little more of her. She could've get more at Target.

 

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... Jon Stewart said if Donald Trump is elected president, he'll leave the planet. I am not necessarily Trump guy, but that could turn me.

 

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... Democrats are pushing hard for vice president Biden to enter their nomination race. If he does, that means Nana Hilldawg and Uncle Plugsy are gonna fight. It's gonna be the best year since Friday Bingo-palooza.