In other news...

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... some real experts are saying that Barry's Iran sellout is a "good thing". One of the "experts" is known as a voice of Kung Fu Panda, so it must be truth.

 

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... after Kelly Osbourne toilet cleaning comment on The View, it clear that in that family, Ozzy is the smart one.

 

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... President's IRS stooge Lois Lerner also targeted conservative's kids which is not surprise considering how the Democrats feels about children.

 

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... according to Barry's spokes hole Josh Earnest, beside videos of Planned Parenthood acting unethically, there is not a lot of evidence that Planed Parenthood acted unethically.

 

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... according to Democrat hate blog Salon, the atomic bombing of Hiroshima was "an act of terrorism". Well, if we follow their analogy, the rapists of Asia were the victims. Their next story could be: Hitler - first victim of gun violence.

 

[Ame®icano]

... Barry launched new offensive in his war on coal miners and their families this week, but they shouldn't worry too much. If they like their lights on, they could... never mind.

 

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... Bill Clinton took $16 million from George Soros in return for influence on Hillary's State Department and then told Donald Trump to run against the old girl. If anyone wonders if Bill is still screwing Hillary, there is an answer.

 

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... Joe "Jellybean" Biden is still threatening to enter the race for the Democratic nomination. Those Democrats are all about diversity, the got old, white and old and white.

 

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... Republicans seeking the presidency met for the first presidential debate yesterday. Democrats still cant schedule their debate until after Hillary's sentencing.

 

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... in an effort to regain mantle from Planned Parenthood, ISIS releases new, more barbaric video.

 

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... Planned Parenthood survived their first Senate vote, but the facts and their fate are starting to look lot like a faces of the babies... sorry, clumps of cells, that they butchered selling parts.

 

[Ame®icano]

... just as Acorn back then, the Planned parenthood is facing re-branding campaign in order to save their face. Here is the suggestion for new slogan: The kid would have ADHD anyways. Or how about this one: In and out in 30 minutes or your next abortion is 50% off. Maybe this: Having twins or triplets? Ask us about volume discount.

 

[Ame®icano]

... "Mr. black lives matter" makes Rachel Dolezal looks like Nelson Mandela.

 

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... if anyone needs toilet paper, it's in the bathroom, right behind the unsecured email server.

 

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... lets give Hillary a break. Back in a day, they wiped everything with a cloth. Of course, back in a day they also thought that electricity would be the devil.

 

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... 15 year old kid is getting big numbers on the polls. Deez Nuts maybe not the president we want, but he's probably the one we deserve.

 

[Ame®icano]

... new detail in Obama's Iran sellout reveals that Iranians can use their own inspectors. There would be no surprise if their chief inspector is Obama himself.

 

[Ame®icano]

... thank god for our bureaucratic regulatory agencies such as EPA, because otherwise our scenic and pristine waterways would be roaring sewers of... never mind.

 

[Shrimpbox]

... thank god for our bureaucratic regulatory agencies such as EPA, because otherwise our scenic and pristine waterways would be roaring sewers of... never mind.

It's nothing more than the yellow rose of taxes.

 

[Jackson]