In other news...

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... after Hillary 2016 imploded, it's time for Hillary 2016 Part 2: The Roosevelt Island Revenge. She actually wanter Jeff Epstein's private island, but NAMBLA booked it for their "bad touch festival".

 

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... the favorite Democrats grandma is in it to win it and who can stop her. Just look at all those accomplishments. There's uh... well, there are uh... How about we give her big round of applause for pantsuits and cankles.

 

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... on the bright side, Hillary knows Al, you know, the "guy who invented the internet". It's just too bad she doesn't know the guy who invented the email. Wink.

 

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Don't think Hilary will be doing any ads for Lifelock.

 

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Don't think Hilary will be doing any ads for Lifelock.

Based on what she did so far, she might be in lock for life. Anyways...

.... Hillary's polling numbers are slipping. It turns out most of her demographic is busy when pollsters call. And those who answer, they claim she's the right man for the job, she's like Obama, but with testicles.

 

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... the NSA agents feel violated after hackers access their personal data, emails and browsing history.

 

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... Sanders for President! That's exactly what Democrats need, a guy who makes Harry Reid look like Ward Cleaver. Anyone wonder what gives a guy like Bernie Sanders the creeps?

 

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... Lindsay Graham for President! He's sure to challenge Hillary on foreign rel... Hold on, Graham is running as Republican?

 

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... a growing number of liberals are protesting railroad crossing road signs because of resemblance to the Confederate flag.

 

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... in pursuit of liberal happiness, Hollywood agreed to digitally edit The Dukes of Hazard movie and series. Good bye General Lee, hello General Tso.

 

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... gay can now marry everywhere, even in the White House. Who's gonna tell that to the fun guys at the friendly neighborhood mosque?

 

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... burning one flag is protected speech. Not burning another is a hate speech?

 

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... Chelsea is "entitled" to charge $65,000 for ten minute speech. Is she reading tomorrow's lottery numbers?

 

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... who is burning black churches? There were couple of lightnings, then electrical shorts from thunderstorms, also know to the lefties as white people.

 

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... the tax cheat, Reverend Al Sharpton is worried someone is gonna blow his brain out. Nobody would flip your weave Al, even on your best day, it's not worth the bullet. Related... ... NBC kept Sharpton and fired Trump?

 

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... on the East coast, shark attacks are on the rise. Who's to blame? Some says global warming. The others say it's sharks revenge for Sharknado.

 

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... Hillary said that "voter should and do trust me". Yeah Hillary, thy better do so or they may end up in Fort Marcy park.

 

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... the President "peace prize" think that ISIS cant be "defeated with guns". ISIS responded that he's right and that missiles doesn't work neither.

 

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... Joe Biden wants to be a president. What he think makes him qualified is that he watched all seven seasons of West Wing.

 

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... Republican, non-white, female Governor signed the bill to get rid of the flag put up by old white male Democrats.