In other news...

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... little Geoargie said he forked over the dough in "support of work that Clintons are doing". It remain unclear if chilling on Jeff Epstein's pedophile island qualifies as work.

 

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... after the Amtrak fiasco, Democrats demand more money for rail. Of course, we can't trust the rail to move oil, but we'll put people in any old contraption.

 

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... not Democrats, but Republican helped Barry rescue the Transpacific partnership. Just in case you forgot who Congress is really working for, here is the hint: It starts with "not" and ends with "you".

 

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... little trouble on the home front for the Democrats as President Barry and Senator Elizabeth Warren had words over globalist trade deal. Does that mean she's racist or he's sexist?

 

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... say Aloha to the Hawaii Obamacare exchange... and say Aloha to the $205 million wasted on it. Obamacare is working almost as good as Clinton Foundation.

 

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... we understand that is very hard work being First Lady and that she needs to cry about it. Did the Four Seasons forget the mints on her pillow?

 

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... during so called "poverty summit", the socialist-in-chief referred to successful people as "society's lottery winners". In other words... enough about First Lady!

 

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... the "decimated jv" ISIS has established their nice little caliphate, but Barry's spokeshole Josh Earnest isn't worried, calling their gains a "setback". Yeah, remain calm, everything is under control...

 

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...forget ISIS, Barry just told graduating Coast Guard cadets that so called climate change is the real enemy. Oh, is that what really happened in Ramadi and Palmera?

 

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... just released info what was on Bin Laden's bookshelf: conspiracy theories, socialist books and global warming. That raise the question, was he islamofascist or Barkeley sociology professor?

 

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... horror on the campaign trail for Hillary when the group of regular people touched her. She's just like you, normal people.

 

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... speaking of Hillary, it took some 13 years, but she finally decided her vote for the Iraq war was a mistake. There, she's taken a question, happy? She'll take next one on Tuesday... in 2024.

 

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... Sid Blumenthal called, he said to tell Hillary... oops. At what point do they tell the old girl to forget the White House and pack for the home... ahm, prison. She's gonna love shuffleboard. And pudding.

 

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... Chelsea Clinton has written a children's book covering gender, poverty and equality issues. That sounds like fun reading hour. After that it's snack time with kale chips and gluten free cookies.

 

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... thugs get in a brawl, kill each other and cops arrest everyone. Where is the problem? Well, can Baltimore hire Waco to be Baltimore?

 

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... Sharpton's daughter is suing New York for $5 million. It seems spore didn't fall far from the fungus.

 

[Shrimpbox]

Maybe she'll use it to pay daddy's taxes. What a wonderful way for Obama to wash the money.

 

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... if there are so many deodorant choices out there, why do all Bernie's supporters smell like hamsters and feet?

 

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... happy Memorial Day from the Democrat party. Because nothing shows measure of devotion like some pencil neck douche eating a waffle cone.

 

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... cash for weapons, shell companies, shady Middle Eastern clientele with terrorist ties... No, we're not talking about James Bond villain, we're talking about Hillary.