In other news...

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... scandal in the soccer world as FIFA executives were nabbed on charges of bribery, racketeering and money laundering. These kind of things in USA are known as the Clinton global money trough... Thursday.

 

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... if killing blacks upsets lefties that much, maybe instead of streets they should be protesting in front of Planned Parenthood clinics.

 

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... Rick Santorum threw his hat in the presidential ring this week sitting down with George Stephanopoulos for an interview. There is no surprise that manlet Georgie still has a job, just as there is no surprise that some presidential candidates have rape fantasies.

 

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... it's clear that Boston jihadists missed the "don't bring a knife to a gunfight" lecture at Islamic terrorism school that resulted in "knife up, don't shoot" result.

 

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... the terrorist wannabe was planning to behead Pamela Geller. According to Democrats, that will teach her to be so provocative. Wink.

 

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... former President Bush is out polling the current one. It's amazing what siding against islamofascist thugs can do for your image.

 

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... gun control freaks are calling people to join them for National Gun Violence Awareness Day by #WearingOrange. Great way to let criminals know who isn't armed. Orange is new bullseye.

 

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... Vince Vaughn supports Bill of Right and Democrats think he's an idiot. Roman Polanski drugged and raped teenage girls and Democrats think he's an visionary artist.

 

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... Pakistani politician claim earthquakes are caused by woman wearing jeans. You think that's crazy? Some American politicians think they're caused by global warming.

 

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... Secretary of State John Kerry broke his leg while on vacation in France. Authorities are seeking an assailant who answers to the name Climate Change. He's is described as half man, half bear and half pig.

 

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... bringing broken Kerry home was expensive, but not half as much as it would have cost to get France to keep him there.

 

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... there is nothing secret in ongoing Trade In Services Agreement (TISA). Barry and RINO's united in getting it trough? We're so screwed...

 

[JimH52]

Republican Party is quickly becoming the Onion of Politics. Congratulations!

 

[Ame®icano]

... Senator Kirk called Senator Graham "bro with no ho". Street slang, Senator Kirk? You got ninety nine problems now, playa...

 

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... "we don't need complete strategy for Iraq" said President "peace prize" and declared Iraq being "stable". At this point even incomplete strategy would be improvement from what we got now.

 

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... we have to pass Obamatrade to see what's in it? It seems that Paul Ryan doesn't know that position of Nancy Pelosi has already been filled.

 

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... every federal employee Social Security number got hacked. It's called instant karma. By the way, we should totally put these government guys in charge of internet because, what could possibly go wrong?

 

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... Harry Reid threw another tantrum about Koch brothers this week. You know Harry, that is probably reason why you are the ex-majority leader, and Dems... Harry wandered away from his home... again.

 

[Shrimpbox]

A, you would make a great speech writer. All your little nuggets are sure to make a speech entertaining.

 

[Ame®icano]

... Bruce Jenner identifies himself as a woman, Rachel Dolezal identifies herself as black, Elizabeth Warren is a Cherokee, well it's just matter of time for Barry to say he's white.