I have returned from the mountain

[alan1]

Welcome back MountainMan. The name seems familiar. Did we know each other before? Are we friends? Foes? Lovers?

Yes

Ah well, none of that is important now. Did you bring presents?

Yes.

oh wait, you said 'presents', not 'presence'.

 

[Vel]

Welcome back MountainMan . Looking forward to great posts.

 

[alan1]

Welcome back MountainMan . Looking forward to great posts.

Mostly I just go for mediocre or average posts (like this one).

 

[freedombecki]

Mediocre? /frowning.

Well, if your posts are so mediocre, MountainMan, why is this the best Introductory Thread I've ever seen with all your pals jumping in and egging you on to stay? I have a fib-o-meter, and the word, "mediocre" is waving the little red bs flag.

 

[alan1]

Mediocre? /frowning.

Well, if your posts are so mediocre, MountainMan, why is this the best Introductory Thread I've ever seen with all your pals jumping in and egging you on to stay? I have a fib-o-meter, and the word, "mediocre" is waving the little red bs flag.

My friends must only remember the good stuff.

 

[freedombecki]

Mediocre? /frowning.

Well, if your posts are so mediocre, MountainMan, why is this the best Introductory Thread I've ever seen with all your pals jumping in and egging you on to stay? I have a fib-o-meter, and the word, "mediocre" is waving the little red bs flag.

My friends must only remember the good stuff.

Haven't you heard? That's all that's important.

We flush the bad stuff, and don't worry about it any more.

So get out there and play some! It's fun!

 

[alan1]

Mediocre? /frowning.

Well, if your posts are so mediocre, MountainMan, why is this the best Introductory Thread I've ever seen with all your pals jumping in and egging you on to stay? I have a fib-o-meter, and the word, "mediocre" is waving the little red bs flag.

My friends must only remember the good stuff.

Haven't you heard? That's all that's important.

We flush the bad stuff, and don't worry about it any more.

So get out there and play some! It's fun!

I've poked my nose into a few threads.

 

[Truthmatters]

were you the guy who hated Dis?

 

[alan1]

were you the guy who hated Dis?

I usually got along with Dis. Is she still here?

 

[freedombecki]

My friends must only remember the good stuff.

Haven't you heard? That's all that's important.

We flush the bad stuff, and don't worry about it any more.

So get out there and play some! It's fun!

I've poked my nose into a few threads.

That's not good enough. You must have fun because so many people above love you, that's most plain to me. Play the field, and don't let toadies get ya down.

Like yer ma most likely said a few times to your young self, "Go out and play now!"

 

[Truthmatters]

were you the guy who hated Dis?

I usually got along with Dis. Is she still here?

I thought I remembered you going on a long tirade with her , must have been another poster.

Im not sure, I never see her name.

I kinda think she is california girl now

 

[PixieStix]

were you the guy who hated Dis?

I usually got along with Dis. Is she still here?

I thought I remembered you going on a long tirade with her , must have been another poster.

Im not sure, I never see her name.

I kinda think she is california girl now

 

[alan1]

were you the guy who hated Dis?

I usually got along with Dis. Is she still here?

I thought I remembered you going on a long tirade with her , must have been another poster.

Im not sure, I never see her name.

I kinda think she is california girl now

I used to go on tirades with lots of people I liked. I can't recall hating anybody though.

 

[SFC Ollie]

Actually, where is Dis? I don't think I've seen her in here in 2 or 3 months.........

 

[alan1]

Actually, where is Dis? I don't think I've seen her in here in 2 or 3 months.........

Maybe she went looking for me.

Nahhh, probably not.

 

[alan1]

Haven't you heard? That's all that's important.

We flush the bad stuff, and don't worry about it any more.

So get out there and play some! It's fun!

I've poked my nose into a few threads.

That's not good enough. You must have fun because so many people above love you, that's most plain to me. Play the field, and don't let toadies get ya down.

Like yer ma most likely said a few times to your young self, "Go out and play now!"

And me dad used to say "Get yer lazy ass back to work".

 

[alan1]

Yep, I'm definitely back

Over 170 replies and almost 1000 views.

http://www.usmessageboard.com/politics/187619-would-you-vote-for-an-atheist.html

 

[alan1]

I've received some grief from people for not informing them of my name change from MountainMan to alan1, so I decided to post a public notification here.

During my travels about the vast WWW while I was away, I started using my real name of alan as a screen name. It felt odd to me to continue to carry the MountainMan moniker. Unfortunately, the name Alan was already in use here (by some person that has failed to make posts), so I had to add the 1 onto the end of my name.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

 

[Ropey]

A Monty Python welcome Alan (that used to be MountanMain but who was always really Alan) to the middle of the thread.

 

[Alan Stallion]

Unfortunately, the name Alan was already in use here (by some person that has failed to make posts), so I had to add the 1 onto the end of my name.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Alans can be pretty treacherous .