I have a scar from a "knife fight with a turk"...

[braalian]

It is small yes

Wait, are we still talking about the scar?

 

[Mortimer]

You suck. You bring nothing to any conversation. At least Mort is interesting. Youre just a petulant child and youre fucking stupid. At least be funny if youre going to insult people. You cant even fucking do THAT right.

I agree, but HereWeGoAgain is now on my target list, i will report every and eatch of his insults, i never before reported him let him 77 times get away with everything, and more times, but now i had enough. luiza is stupid and evil too but she has one thing going for her, she is a woman. That saves her for now.

 

[BackAgain]

... lol joke, but the turkish barber cut me with the knife upper eyelid left on the picture and i have a scar since two years, it doesnt go away anymore... but it was not a fight, and i guess he didnt do it intentionally it was a accident...

Was the barber trying to shave your eyelashes?

 

[Mortimer]

Was the barber trying to shave your eyelashes?

Shorten the eyebrows

 

[BackAgain]

Shorten the eyebrows

With a knife to your eyelid?

 

[Mortimer]

With a knife to your eyelid?

razor machine not knife

 

[miketx]

 

[Lord Long Rod]

Morty, you need to get your dick wet.

 

[Carl in Michigan]

Mortimer got arrested and brutalised by the cops.... LOL JOKE IT'S A FAKE MUGSHOT

Finally! A little humor from the Mort

 

[miketx]

... lol joke, but the turkish barber cut me with the knife upper eyelid left on the picture and i have a scar since two years, it doesnt go away anymore... but it was not a fight, and i guess he didnt do it intentionally it was a accident...

I saw the title and knew it had to be you! Hide under his bed and when he goes to sleep absorb him.