How are you celebrating Kwanzaa?

Kwanzaa is our favorite holiday of the year.

We go all out for it. Decorate our house with black, red and green things. Watch reruns of Sanford and Sons on our looted big screen TV. Eat chitlins and drink Colt Malt Liquor. Curse White people. Get drunk. Spend our welfare check on Kool cigarettes.

Good times.

What about you? How are your celebrating Kwanzaa?

Thank you for asking, and Happy Kwanzaa. I'm celebrating Kwanzaa in the fashion the great founder of Kwanzaa intended, by torturing two women. I'm stripping them naked and beating one of them with an electrical cord right now.

I'm not sure, but I think they're conspiring to poison me.

Maulana Karenga - Wikipedia
 
Kwanzaa is our favorite holiday of the year.

We go all out for it. Decorate our house with black, red and green things. Watch reruns of Sanford and Sons on our looted big screen TV. Eat chitlins and drink Colt Malt Liquor. Curse White people. Get drunk. Spend our welfare check on Kool cigarettes.

Good times.

What about you? How are your celebrating Kwanzaa?
I called the police on a kwanzz guy.
 

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