am I cool enough to be here?
If you have to ask....maybe.
First you have to pass a coolness test.
And whats the coolness test?
It's kinda secret.
Before you even qualify to take the coolness test, you have to survive a trilogy of gauntlets to assess your worthiness. First you must survive the test of courage and bravery. This test involves dressing up like a Latina tranny and travelling to Philadelphia, where you will meet the inquisitor known as Special Agent
fbj, for a date.
He is a large black man who will be obsessed with your feet, smoosh peach pie on your ass and bite and possibly consume part of both, and then beg you to fart in his face while bitching about how much money he owes his bookie.
