Hey, am I cool enough to be here?

[avaroger]

Hey!
Its Ava Roger here from Dallas, Texas. I have recently started coming out of my shell. Hope to make new friends and indulge in new perspective. I hope I will be cool enough to be welcomed

Cool people don't come here. Welcome!

thats good! i can stay here peacefully!

Just a couple of quick questions so we can finish up this paperwork.

1. On a scale of 1 to 10, just how crazy are you? Everybody here is defective in one way or the other. You could call this the island of misfit toys.
2 What terrible thing happened in your life to cause you to end up here?
3. Will you pull my finger?

Answering your question:
1. On a scale on 1 to 10 I am Captain Jack Sparrow crazy!
2. Bad breakup. Anxiety and unemployment.
3. Are we talking about the pop upsounds? then hell yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!

On #2, if you add prone to hysterical screaming fits, you would be every woman I ever dated.

Ugh! Sounds cheek.

 

[JoeMoma]

Will I get good helpers?

Depends on who the next Rookies are.

 

[mdk]

Welcome to the forum!

 

[petro]

Welcome to the forum!

Aren't you supposed to ramble on about rules and shit?

 

[Likkmee]

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Welcome to the Jungle.

The funny part is my website name is also Medungle which apparently is based on Jungle!

Cool. I live in the jungle

 

[gtopa1]

Avaroger....you English??

Greg

Yeah! You too?

Nope; Aussie. Lived in the UK about 15 years ago...near St Albans.

Avaroger couldbe considered a tad....cheeky??? lol

Greg

What is considered a tad... chekky?

Will tell you later; bed time here.

Welcome again.

Greg

 

[avaroger]

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Welcome to the Jungle.

The funny part is my website name is also Medungle which apparently is based on Jungle!

Cool. I live in the jungle

THATS FUNNY!!!!!!!!

 

[avaroger]

Welcome to the forum!

LOVE THE GIF! Thenks enough!

 

[sparky]

This is my first time here and i am just little nervous.

~S~

 

[Muhammed]

am I cool enough to be here?




If you have to ask....maybe.

First you have to pass a coolness test.

And whats the coolness test?

It's kinda secret.

Before you even qualify to take the coolness test, you have to survive a trilogy of gauntlets to assess your worthiness. First you must survive the test of courage and bravery. This test involves dressing up like a Latina tranny and travelling to Philadelphia, where you will meet the inquisitor known as USMB Special Agent fbj, for a date.

He is a large black man who will be obsessed with your feet, smoosh peach pie on your ass and bite and possibly consume part of both, and then beg you to fart in his face while bitching about how much money he owes his bookie.

 

[gtopa1]

Nobody here is cool, they're all nuts. All the cool people get bored and quit posting. I'm the last cool person here.

Welcome to the funny bin.

Ah! Kay. How can I follow you? Atleast I gotta follow one cool person!

Beale's OK, but as I said; don't go to the badlands just yet. What are you "into"?? Me? I like Politics, Economics, Classical/folk music, 60's music and ACDC. You?

Greg

My momma says I dont listen well... Me? Totally opposite to you, I guess. I like literature, poetry, mental health, discussion forums and movies! Oh and how could I forget, foooooood!

I'll take the literature ---(pre-1900....not much chop after that) and poetry (Old UK. and of course GMH)....but the rest.........not many decent movies around these days.

Gone 'till tomorrow...

Greg

 

[mdk]

am I cool enough to be here?




If you have to ask....maybe.

First you have to pass a coolness test.

And whats the coolness test?

It's kinda secret.

Before you even qualify to take the coolness test, you have to survive a trilogy of gauntlets to assess your worthiness. First you must survive the test of courage and bravery. This test involves dressing up like a Latina tranny and travelling to Philadelphia, where you will meet the inquisitor known as Special Agent fbj, for a date.

He is a large black man who will be obsessed with your feet, smoosh peach pie on your ass and bite and possibly consume part of both, and then beg you to fart in his face while bitching about how much money he owes his bookie.

Good lord, don't frighten the poor soul away already. Let that happen organically.

 

[avaroger]

am I cool enough to be here?




If you have to ask....maybe.

First you have to pass a coolness test.

And whats the coolness test?

It's kinda secret.

Before you even qualify to take the coolness test, you have to survive a trilogy of gauntlets to assess your worthiness. First you must survive the test of courage and bravery. This test involves dressing up like a Latina tranny and travelling to Philadelphia, where you will meet the inquisitor known as Special Agent fbj, for a date.

He is a large black man who will be obsessed with your feet, smoosh peach pie on your ass and bite and possibly consume part of both, and then beg you to fart in his face while bitching about how much money he owes his bookie.

Good lord, don't frighten the poor soul away already. Let that happen organically.

I want to run away already!

 

[sparky]

almost fergot>>>>

~S~

 

[katsteve2012]

Hey!
Its Ava Roger here from Dallas, Texas. I have recently started coming out of my shell. Hope to make new friends and indulge in new perspective. I hope I will be cool enough to be welcomed

Welcome to the forum!

 

[mdk]

I want to run away already!

You'll be fine. If you need any help on anything don't hesitate to ask. Cheers!

 

[avaroger]

Hey!
Its Ava Roger here from Dallas, Texas. I have recently started coming out of my shell. Hope to make new friends and indulge in new perspective. I hope I will be cool enough to be welcomed

Welcome to the forum!

Thenks mahn!

 

[TNHarley]

Welcome!

 

[avaroger]

Welcome!

Thenks!!

 

[Recce4]

Its Ava Roger here from Dallas, Texas.

Welcome from just down the road in Grapevine.