Haven't you heard, Breitbart's staff is investigating plans even more diabolical than religious laws, they and the National Inquirer uncovered people living in the center of the earth who come out at night and take over media stations and farms. On top of that space ships from Pluto have landed near Las Vegas and since they are more advanced than humans will soon take over the earth with all their winnings. More to follow, please stay tuned, Breitbart and the Inquirer have become the trusted sources of information for conservatives and republicans who believe they finally found a source of information that matches their intelligence level. Bright people read Breitbart. More great investigative reporting to follow.