since Ding agreed with your premise in your post lets explore this answer:
You and Ding believe Saint Nicholas is still alive, breaks into peoples homes via chimneys on Baal's birthday, is an anti semite and anti Islamist who skips Jewish and Muslim homes, is a coal miner who leaves coals in your missbehaving self stocking,
.... and hares and rabbits poop chocolate eggs on Ishtar day and get Presidents like Biden out of a confused stuper jam?
But then also want us to believe an image of a man slightly based on a few figures who got the followers and lansmen scattered and slain was somehow a good Shepherd who got his (their) flock scattered lost and slain? That this image has ability to come back, but never does, ability ofeternity and resurrection but never does, even for those who were wrongfully taken from life from zealot believers?
That his image incited over 50 million murders in thousands of wars that you call his image the prince of peace?
That this image fell and went to hell
(acts 2:27, 1 peter 3:19, apostles creed) but you say he went to Heaven?
He (the image) claimed himself Lucifer, Baal's son and the nemesis of the Hebrew God in Rev 22:16 but you claim him Moshiach and give this image the role of Michael as Remover of Lucifer, claiming your image icon will come back to remove himself?(your sequences issue)
And after all this you don't want us to laugh at you? Should we cry because it is quite sad that an adult still believes in
Santa Claus.