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Having spent most of my youth in the Buffalo NY area, I was a teen ager before I got to try real southern grits. They were great too. It was in some podunk cafe in SC along the highway. I recall the mass of butter they were floating in. Along with the flap jacks, bacon and eggs it was one of the best breakfasts I can remember.
Since then I've eaten a metric fuckton of grits all over and never would have believed someone could fuck them up. That includes having eaten them while working in the TX prison system. It seems a lot of the time the food was designed to suck, but even then the grits would be good.
One of the perks where I work is that they feed us. Yesterday they came out with grits and it had those nasty sausage links cut up and mixed in there. It was awful. I'd even say traumatic. I damn near spit it out but I forced it down and threw the bowl away. Pretty much what everyone else did.
So if you want to fuck up grits and ruin breakfast, cut up some of those nasty ass sausage links and stir them in. Just don't be surprised if you get your ass kicked.
Since then I've eaten a metric fuckton of grits all over and never would have believed someone could fuck them up. That includes having eaten them while working in the TX prison system. It seems a lot of the time the food was designed to suck, but even then the grits would be good.
One of the perks where I work is that they feed us. Yesterday they came out with grits and it had those nasty sausage links cut up and mixed in there. It was awful. I'd even say traumatic. I damn near spit it out but I forced it down and threw the bowl away. Pretty much what everyone else did.
So if you want to fuck up grits and ruin breakfast, cut up some of those nasty ass sausage links and stir them in. Just don't be surprised if you get your ass kicked.