Hey moron, there are other words besides ****. Man you are ignorant.
**** is a beautiful word - poignant, picturesque, passionate, stirring and even (dare I say it) spiritual.
Lincoln's Gettysburg Address would have been even more memorable, more inspirational, if he had managed to slip a “****” or two into his speech.
The Ten Commandments would have been taken much more seriously if they contained an admonishment “If you don't do what I say, you're fucked.”
Little Cindy Lou may have fared better with the Grinch if instead of asking “Why Santa Clause, why?” she would have said “Santa, what the **** are you doing.”
The words “**** you” are eloquent and powerful, bold and potent; it is a verbal affront so devastating and disarming that the only possible retort is “**** you too.” Yet the exchange “**** you” and “**** you too” is somehow equalizing and healing. Each participant to the exchange is left with a degree of dignity and pride. Queen Marie Antoinette would have avoided the guillotine and would have established a legacy of being a tough broad instead of being remembered as a snobbish insensitive tyrannical ***** if instead of saying “Let them eat cake” she would have told her subjects “**** you.” The peasants would have responded “well, **** you too” and everyone would have gone back to work feeling vindicated.
When Christ decreed “Blessed are the peacemakers: for they shall be called the children of God” (Matthew 5:9), He was obviously talking about those who said “**** you” and “**** you too.”
There was a time during which patriotism was afire in this country. I remember reading about the old flag with the picture of the rattlesnake and the words “don't tread on me.” This flag sent a message to the world that Americans were brave, determined and free. I would be just as proud of a flag that had a picture of an extended middle finger and the words “**** you .”
Which brings me to my favorite variations of the word “****”: “************” and “motherfucking.” When I was in the Marine Corps a long, long time ago the word “************” was either a putdown and a term of endearment; it all depended on the context in which the word was used. The only acceptable synonym for the word “************” was “grannyjammer;” however, the word never really caught on and sadly faded from disuse. The word “motherfucking” was a universal adjective with no specific meaning and was used even when an adjective wasn't really necessary, such as “I'm going to take a motherfucking shower.” Of course, it was common to combine the adjective and noun form of the word to produce the phrase “motherfucking ************.” Although this phrase may seem somewhat redundant, those in the Corps – at least in the old Corps – liked the sound of it. I still get teary-eyed when I hear the words.
