Dis

[roomy]

Beautiful eyes...on a beautiful face, lovely hair and other stuff as well.

 

[chanel]

Yeah but what about that vulva?


(Sorry dis - couldn't resist)

 

[roomy]

Yeah but what about that vulva?


(Sorry dis - couldn't resist)

I haven't made first base yet and now you've gone and well and truly fucked that up.

Tonight was going to be the night.

 

[chanel]

You misunderstood. I meant "but what about that vulva!!!" World famous!

 

[roomy]

You misunderstood. I meant "but what about that vulva!!!" World famous!

You are determined to get me into trouble aren't you?
Don't mention rudey stuff anymore.It wasn't me.

 

[hjmick]

Dis drives a Volvo?

 

[Dis]

Dis drives a Volvo?

Dis drives a Rav4, and loves it.

 

[Dis]

Beautiful eyes...on a beautiful face, lovely hair and other stuff as well.

"Other stuff"? Careful - you'll make me blush. It's been accomplished once or twice.

 

[Anguille]

Dis drives a Volvo?

I thought she got around on a broom?


JK, Dish baby!!

 

[Dis]

Dis drives a Volvo?

I thought she got around on a broom?


JK, Dish baby!!

How can I get around on it, when you won't give it back? What the hell do you think I bought the Rav4 for?

 

[JBeukema]

Dis drives a Volvo?

Dis drives a Rav4, and loves it.

How'd you manage to hit a '4' instead of an 'i'? They're on opposite sides of the keyboard

 

[alan1]

Yeah but what about that vulva?


(Sorry dis - couldn't resist)

I haven't made first base yet and now you've gone and well and truly fucked that up.

Tonight was going to be the night.

I bet your wife is happy about that.

 

[alan1]

You misunderstood. I meant "but what about that vulva!!!" World famous!

I'm not sure I want to get a world famous vulva, but that's just me.

 

[Dis]

Yeah but what about that vulva?


(Sorry dis - couldn't resist)

I haven't made first base yet and now you've gone and well and truly fucked that up.

Tonight was going to be the night.

I bet your wife is happy about that.

Uh. You are aware he's kidding, right?

 

[alan1]

I haven't made first base yet and now you've gone and well and truly fucked that up.

Tonight was going to be the night.

I bet your wife is happy about that.

Uh. You are aware he's kidding, right?

Yes.
I always knew he was a goat. kidding - definition of kidding by the Free Online Dictionary, Thesaurus and Encyclopedia.
It's how he baits the trolls. http://www.pitt.edu/~dash/type0122e.html