Dems attempt to woo Joe Manchin by taping a single Hershey's Kiss to the latest draft!

[DrLove]

Whatever works!

WASHINGTON—In their latest effort to bring the centrist lawmaker aboard for the party’s signature legislation, Democrats reportedly attempted to woo Sen. Joe Manchin (D-WV) Monday by taping a single Hershey’s Kiss to the reconciliation bill’s latest draft.​

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“Although we understand Joe won’t budge on certain issues, we thought a sweet little treat might be just the thing to help move the needle,” said Sen. Chuck Schumer (D-NY) of the foil-wrapped chocolate candy, which the majority leader had taped to the 329th page of the $2 trillion bill’s provision for a Child Tax Credit next to a smiley face and the words “For You, Joe!”​

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“Frankly, anything that helps inch us closer to a Clean Energy Standard is worth trying, and if that means sweetening the pot with a tasty morsel to brighten up Senator Manchin’s day, then so be it. Just making him smile is worth the effort, either way.”​

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At press time, Schumer added that should Manchin find the confection to his liking, there could be several more Hershey’s Kisses coming his way.​

Democrats Attempt To Woo Joe Manchin For Reconciliation Bill By Taping Single Hershey’s Kiss To Latest Draft

WASHINGTON—In their latest effort to bring the centrist lawmaker aboard for the party’s signature legislation, Democrats reportedly attempted to woo Sen. Joe Manchin (D-WV) Monday by taping a single Hershey’s Kiss to the reconciliation bill’s latest draft. “Although we understand Joe won’t budge...

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[Otis Mayfield]

A better reference source than 50% of the stuff posted on usmessageboard.

 

[TNHarley]

A better reference source than 50% of the stuff posted on usmessageboard.

You join leftist circle jerks on fake news.
You only apply standards to those that you disagree with.
You arent sneaky, you are a dipshit. And predictable.

 

[SassyIrishLass]

You join leftist circle jerks on fake news.
You only apply standards to those that you disagree with.
You arent sneaky, you are a dipshit. And predictable.

His whining about source is past tiresome

 

[Ordinary Guy]

I guess Biden must be putting those kisses in his rectum, why else would he have the supporters he has?