Dead Pool 2011

[strollingbones]

richard burton use to call her a 'short legged troll'

burton and todd were her life loves

 

[strollingbones]

okay 4 months into the year...who is winning....we seem to have picked the living this time around

 

[Nosmo King]

Here's the official entry listing:

And our official entrants are:

Midnight Marauder:
Andy Griffith
Tony Bennett
Bob Barker
Jimmy Carter
Kirk Douglas
Harry Morgan
Betty White
Jack LaLanneZsa Zsa Gabor
Ernest Borgnine

Inspector747:
Zsa zsa gabor
jimmy carter
george busch (senior)
fats domino
mike wallace
kim jong il
jack lalannejanet waldo
stephen hawking
annette funicello

Missourian:
Brett Farve
Rose McGowen
Pierce Brosnan
Renee Zellweger
Mathew Fox
Paris Hilton
Prince Charles
David Letterman
Dick Clark
Joaquin Phoenix

Pale Rider:
Barack Obama
Harry Reid
Nancy Pelosi
Bawny Fwank
Bill Clinton
Hillary Clinton
Joe Biden
Keith Olberman
Michael Moore
Rosey O'Donnell

Valerie:
Kim Jong Il
Fidel Castro
Muhammad Ali
Dick Clark
Larry King
Kirk Douglas
Michael Douglas
Brett Michaels
Jesse James
Julian Assange

Zoom Boing (the 2010 winner!):
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Kim Jong Illl
Joan Fontaine
Betty Ford
Nancy Reagan
Aretha Franklin
Steve Jobs
Fidel Castro
Michael Douglas
Kirk Douglas

Boedicca:
Kim Jong Il
Kirk Douglas
Ruth Bader Ginsberg
Aretha Franklin
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Roger Ebert
Olivia De Haviland
Billy Graham
Mike Wallace
Fidel Castro

Nosmo King:
Vin Scully
Yogi Berra
Joan Fontaine
Mel Brooks
B.B. King
George McGovern
Rose Marie
Bob Dole
Larry Storch
Ernest Borgnine

strollingbones:
Danny Bounaduce
Butch Patrick
Zsa Zsa
Michael Douglas
Stephen Hawking
Jeff Conaway
Ali
Obama
Dick Cheney
Aretha Franklin


Big Black Dog:
Loretta Lynn
Merle Haggard
Andy Griffin
Jimmy Carter
Don Garlits
Bill Clinton
Sandra Day O'Connor
Bill Cosby
Mohammad Ali
Arnold Palmer

Synthaholic:
Dick Cheney
Clarence Thomas
Michael J. Fox
Nancy Reagan
Edwin Meese
Herb Alpert
50 Cent
Quaddafi
Keith Richard
Alan Greenspan

Rat in the Hat:
Kim Jong Il
Mohammed Ali
Harry Reid
David Cassidy
Lindsey Lohan
Florence Henderson
Betty White
Chuck Norris
Nick Bockwinkel
Harrison Ford

Goldcatt:
Jimmy Carter
Tony Bennett
Dick Clark
Margaret Thatcher
Kirk Douglas
Michael Douglas
Betty White
Warren Christopher
Zsa Zsa Gabor
And for the obligatory OD: Amy Winehouse

and

Madeline:
Michael Douglas
Jack Nicolson
Sean Connory
John McCain
Andy Rooney
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Fidel Castro
Kim Jong II (dictator of North Korea)
Jimmy Carter
George H. W. Bush


So the only person on all these lists who is actually dead is Jack Lalanne?!?

 

[boedicca]

So the only person on all these lists who is actually dead is Jack Lalanne?!?

Which is really odd considering his healthy lifestyle.

And here Aretha seems to be recovering despite her heft and apparent unhealthy eating habits.

I'm going to have to rethink the avoidance of deep fried food thing.

 

[Nosmo King]

So the only person on all these lists who is actually dead is Jack Lalanne?!?

Which is really odd considering his healthy lifestyle.

And here Aretha seems to be recovering despite her heft and apparent unhealthy eating habits.

I'm going to have to rethink the avoidance of deep fried food thing.

Remember Jim Fixx? He was the running enthusiast who dropped dead with a heart attack.



Hey! There's a Pizza Hut just up ahead!

 

[boedicca]

Yes, I remember Jim Fixx.

It's Bagel Day at work today. I usually avoid them, but today I am going to have half a bagel with the REAL CREAM CHEESE.

 

[Two Thumbs]

Alright! You demanded an improved Dead Pool and here it is!

As always, your task is to pick ten (10) celebrities from any venue you believe will not live to see New Year's Day 2012. Any ten famous, infamous, notorious folks who will be at room temperature during the 2012 Rose Parade.

As suggested by Noose, this year's Dead Pool will feature this caveat: you will receive one (1) point for every year the stiff you choose is under the age of 100! Someone 75 years old dies, you get 25 points. Someone 98 years old dies? Oh! That's a two (2) pointer.

I will again furnish the prize. A brand new car? No. An all expenses paid trip for two to Aruba? Wrong again. The prize is a Fiestaware Pedestal Bowl in your choice of color!

Have fun and good luck!

hmm, never done this before, hope it's not to late.

1 gaddafi
2 Carter
3 Rianna
4 Israeli pres whatshisname
5 Syrian Pres
6 Twofer; French pres and his wife
7 Micheal Sheen. Charlies dad. Charlie lives
8 Lohan
9 Micheal Moore
10 Pvt Manning.

 

[Two Thumbs]

So the only person on all these lists who is actually dead is Jack Lalanne?!?

Which is really odd considering his healthy lifestyle.

And here Aretha seems to be recovering despite her heft and apparent unhealthy eating habits.

I'm going to have to rethink the avoidance of deep fried food thing.

Remember Jim Fixx? He was the running enthusiast who dropped dead with a heart attack.



Hey! There's a Pizza Hut just up ahead!

Dead at 42

It's why I walk or ride a bike.

 

[Nosmo King]

Alright! You demanded an improved Dead Pool and here it is!

As always, your task is to pick ten (10) celebrities from any venue you believe will not live to see New Year's Day 2012. Any ten famous, infamous, notorious folks who will be at room temperature during the 2012 Rose Parade.

As suggested by Noose, this year's Dead Pool will feature this caveat: you will receive one (1) point for every year the stiff you choose is under the age of 100! Someone 75 years old dies, you get 25 points. Someone 98 years old dies? Oh! That's a two (2) pointer.

I will again furnish the prize. A brand new car? No. An all expenses paid trip for two to Aruba? Wrong again. The prize is a Fiestaware Pedestal Bowl in your choice of color!

Have fun and good luck!

hmm, never done this before, hope it's not to late.

1 gaddafi
2 Carter
3 Rianna
4 Israeli pres whatshisname
5 Syrian Pres
6 Twofer; French pres and his wife
7 Micheal Sheen. Charlies dad. Charlie lives
8 Lohan
9 Micheal Moore
10 Pvt Manning.

thumbs, your entries are welcome but to be eligible for the prize, your entry had to be submitted by New Year's Day this year.

 

[Two Thumbs]

Alright! You demanded an improved Dead Pool and here it is!

As always, your task is to pick ten (10) celebrities from any venue you believe will not live to see New Year's Day 2012. Any ten famous, infamous, notorious folks who will be at room temperature during the 2012 Rose Parade.

As suggested by Noose, this year's Dead Pool will feature this caveat: you will receive one (1) point for every year the stiff you choose is under the age of 100! Someone 75 years old dies, you get 25 points. Someone 98 years old dies? Oh! That's a two (2) pointer.

I will again furnish the prize. A brand new car? No. An all expenses paid trip for two to Aruba? Wrong again. The prize is a Fiestaware Pedestal Bowl in your choice of color!

Have fun and good luck!

hmm, never done this before, hope it's not to late.

1 gaddafi
2 Carter
3 Rianna
4 Israeli pres whatshisname
5 Syrian Pres
6 Twofer; French pres and his wife
7 Micheal Sheen. Charlies dad. Charlie lives
8 Lohan
9 Micheal Moore
10 Pvt Manning.

thumbs, your entries are welcome but to be eligible for the prize, your entry had to be submitted by New Year's Day this year.

bummer

If I woulda won. Can I get a life time supply of turtle Wax?

 

[Nosmo King]

hmm, never done this before, hope it's not to late.

1 gaddafi
2 Carter
3 Rianna
4 Israeli pres whatshisname
5 Syrian Pres
6 Twofer; French pres and his wife
7 Micheal Sheen. Charlies dad. Charlie lives
8 Lohan
9 Micheal Moore
10 Pvt Manning.

thumbs, your entries are welcome but to be eligible for the prize, your entry had to be submitted by New Year's Day this year.

bummer

If I woulda won. Can I get a life time supply of turtle Wax?

You get a case of Rice-a-Roni the San Fransisco treat and a home version of our game.

 

[Nosmo King]

And NO ONE had Osama bin Laden!

 

[strollingbones]

just rub salt into our wounds, eh nosmo

 

[Nosmo King]

just rub salt into our wounds, eh nosmo

Actually, from what we now know, it's sea salt being rubbed into what's left of Osama bin Laden!

But we all had our chance, me included!

 

[strollingbones]

jackie cooper is dead at 88.....

 

[Nosmo King]

jackie cooper is dead at 88.....

I wonder how many "Our Gang" actors are still alive?

 

[strollingbones]

The Little Rascals - The surviving Our Gang actors

 

[rightwinger]

jackie cooper is dead at 88.....

 

[Rat in the Hat]

Here's the official entry listing:

And our official entrants are:

Midnight Marauder:
Andy Griffith
Tony Bennett
Bob Barker
Jimmy Carter
Kirk Douglas
Harry Morgan
Betty White
Jack LaLanneZsa Zsa Gabor
Ernest Borgnine

Inspector747:
Zsa zsa gabor
jimmy carter
george busch (senior)
fats domino
mike wallace
kim jong il
jack lalannejanet waldo
stephen hawking
annette funicello

Missourian:
Brett Farve
Rose McGowen
Pierce Brosnan
Renee Zellweger
Mathew Fox
Paris Hilton
Prince Charles
David Letterman
Dick Clark
Joaquin Phoenix

Pale Rider:
Barack Obama
Harry Reid
Nancy Pelosi
Bawny Fwank
Bill Clinton
Hillary Clinton
Joe Biden
Keith Olberman
Michael Moore
Rosey O'Donnell

Valerie:
Kim Jong Il
Fidel Castro
Muhammad Ali
Dick Clark
Larry King
Kirk Douglas
Michael Douglas
Brett Michaels
Jesse James
Julian Assange

Zoom Boing (the 2010 winner!):
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Kim Jong Illl
Joan Fontaine
Betty Ford
Nancy Reagan
Aretha Franklin
Steve Jobs
Fidel Castro
Michael Douglas
Kirk Douglas

Boedicca:
Kim Jong Il
Kirk Douglas
Ruth Bader Ginsberg
Aretha Franklin
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Roger Ebert
Olivia De Haviland
Billy Graham
Mike Wallace
Fidel Castro

Nosmo King:
Vin Scully
Yogi Berra
Joan Fontaine
Mel Brooks
B.B. King
George McGovern
Rose Marie
Bob Dole
Larry Storch
Ernest Borgnine

strollingbones:
Danny Bounaduce
Butch Patrick
Zsa Zsa
Michael Douglas
Stephen Hawking
Jeff Conaway
Ali
Obama
Dick Cheney
Aretha Franklin


Big Black Dog:
Loretta Lynn
Merle Haggard
Andy Griffin
Jimmy Carter
Don Garlits
Bill Clinton
Sandra Day O'Connor
Bill Cosby
Mohammad Ali
Arnold Palmer

Synthaholic:
Dick Cheney
Clarence Thomas
Michael J. Fox
Nancy Reagan
Edwin Meese
Herb Alpert
50 Cent
Quaddafi
Keith Richard
Alan Greenspan

Rat in the Hat:
Kim Jong Il
Mohammed Ali
Harry Reid
David Cassidy
Lindsey Lohan
Florence Henderson
Betty White
Chuck Norris
Nick Bockwinkel
Harrison Ford

Goldcatt:
Jimmy Carter
Tony Bennett
Dick Clark
Margaret Thatcher
Kirk Douglas
Michael Douglas
Betty White
Warren Christopher
Zsa Zsa Gabor
And for the obligatory OD: Amy Winehouse

and

Madeline:
Michael Douglas
Jack Nicolson
Sean Connory
John McCain
Andy Rooney
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Fidel Castro
Kim Jong II (dictator of North Korea)
Jimmy Carter
George H. W. Bush


So the only person on all these lists who is actually dead is Jack Lalanne?!?

I thought a wrestler would die this year, but I didn't think it would be Randy Savage.

Macho Man Randy Savage Killed in Car Accident

 

[strollingbones]

jeff conway....40 fucking points.....just mail me the stuff now