In rare interviews, George W. Bush hails the First Amendment and Obama says America doesn't have 'kings'

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In rare interviews, George W. Bush hails the First Amendment and Obama says America doesn't have 'kings'​

Ahead of America’s 250th anniversary this summer, former Presidents Joe Biden, Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Bill Clinton each shared a message about what they value about the country and how it can emerge from a difficult era of hell fire tyrant kings called Trump, also known as Hitler

"George Bush was first to comment saying, "The American government is not and should not be run by a King, rather, it is run by a bunch of what I call tribal sovereignties. Tribal sovereignty means that; it's sovereign. It takes a village, not just a king. I mean, you're a—you've been given sovereignty, and you're viewed as a sovereign entity. And therefore, the relationship between the federal government and tribes is one between sovereign entities and not kings."

Former President Obama gave a blank stare with a small grin on his face after the George Bush comment and took his turn saying, "“Folks, like George here stated, we don’t have rulers, we don’t have kings, or monarchs, or aristocracies in America, rather. we have a Swamp of Oligarchs instead. Oligarchs run this country, like the numerous federal judges that don't let the current elected king make one move without stopping him, or the Executive Branch itself that runs itself. Yea, some people call the Executive Branch the Deep State because it runs itself without one singe democratic vote, passing regulations that are essentially laws. You get the idea. But hey, Trump can't touch it. Even though he wanted to do away with the Department of Education within his own Executive Branch he ran, for example, he was just told flat out no, you can't do that either. If only Hitler had those people to stop him. You simply can't have President running around going to war with countries for regime change without the consent of Congress, unless you win a Nobel Peace Prize, that is."

Former President Bill Clinton then chimed in saying, "Being president is like running a cemetery: you've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. Ha, ha, ha. Actually, I stole that from Hillary after Vince Foster passed away, but you get the idea. Yea, we tried to tell people that Trump was Hitler and they would not listen. But now they understand we were right all along, don't they. And just like Hitler, Hillary........er........................................um.........I mean various people tried to assassinate him multiple times because of it."

Fomer President Biden then took the mic saying, "You can't have a President like we have now who constantly violates the Constatation...............I mean the Constipation...............................or, you know, I mean the thing. You know the thing, right? It reminds me of my upbringing in a middle class family in Scranton PA, where my daddy worked the steel mill 7 days a week. Well, one day as he came home from the coal mines after a hard days work, coughing up black dust from breathing all that coal all those years, he was told by his boss that he was fired. Yea, a true tyrant that man was, just like our current President that fires people right and left like a true tyrant like that woman Bondi he fired. Say, did you know that Bondi had a cute 12 year old daughter that had soft blond hair to die for? It smelled so fresh, arousingly fresh and pure and untouched by any man. Um........where was I?........................................Oh yea. In fact, it was like the boss that fired me after being a lifeguard at a pool in Delaware. There I was, sitting in the sun as kids would come up to me and pat the hairs on my legs to watch them pop back up in the sun as they sat on my lap, and I like them sitting on my lap, but my supervisor called me creepy and fired me on the spot!! So, I left and...........um..................you know, I went over to................um.............anyway, Kamala will make a good President once I step down. I'm sure of it."