Dead Pool 2011

[Nosmo King]

we have to figure out who the amy winehouse of 2012 is

Linsey Lohan?

I'm hoping she comes through for me on New Year's Eve.

Be fairly warned. The Death Certificate has to show her demise as of 12/31/11 at the latest!

 

[Rat in the Hat]

Linsey Lohan?

I'm hoping she comes through for me on New Year's Eve.

Be fairly warned. The Death Certificate has to show her demise as of 12/31/11 at the latest!

OK, but if she gets in a wreck before midnight, but they don't declare her until after midnight, I'm going to call for a ruling from the field.

 

[Nosmo King]

I'm hoping she comes through for me on New Year's Eve.

Be fairly warned. The Death Certificate has to show her demise as of 12/31/11 at the latest!

OK, but if she gets in a wreck before midnight, but they don't declare her until after midnight, I'm going to call for a ruling from the field.

Sorry rattie. I am the Commissioner of the Dead Pool and all decisions are final! After all, I am supplying the grand prize.


I suggest you pick a couple of "Betty White" types as a safeguard against a dark horse like Lohan. The point system I put in this year will not be a part of the 2012 Dead Pool. I chose folks like Ernest Borgnine and Joan Fountaine. Larry Storch and George McGovern. I figured any of those folks would be holding up tombstones with their foreheads by now. It's almost like how Pope john Paul II held on for so many years! I can't tell you how many BBQ Rib Dinners I lost on that guy!

 

[Zoom-boing]

Kim Jun Ill. That makes 3 for me. Hoo-ahh.

 

[Valerie]

Finally, I got one right...

And our official entrants are:

Midnight Marauder:
Andy Griffith
Tony Bennett
Bob Barker
Jimmy Carter
Kirk Douglas
Harry Morgan
Betty White
Jack LaLanne
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Ernest Borgnine

Inspector747:
Zsa zsa gabor
jimmy carter
george busch (senior)
fats domino
mike wallace
kim jong il
jack lalanne
janet waldo
stephen hawking
annette funicello

Missourian:
Brett Farve
Rose McGowen
Pierce Brosnan
Renee Zellweger
Mathew Fox
Paris Hilton
Prince Charles
David Letterman
Dick Clark
Joaquin Phoenix

Pale Rider:
Barack Obama
Harry Reid
Nancy Pelosi
Bawny Fwank
Bill Clinton
Hillary Clinton
Joe Biden
Keith Olberman
Michael Moore
Rosey O'Donnell

Valerie:
Kim Jong Il
Fidel Castro
Muhammad Ali
Dick Clark
Larry King
Kirk Douglas
Michael Douglas
Brett Michaels
Jesse James
Julian Assange

Zoom Boing (the 2010 winner!):
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Kim Jong Illl
Joan Fontaine
Betty Ford
Nancy Reagan
Aretha Franklin
Steve Jobs
Fidel Castro
Michael Douglas
Kirk Douglas

Boedicca:
Kim Jong Il
Kirk Douglas
Ruth Bader Ginsberg
Aretha Franklin
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Roger Ebert
Olivia De Haviland
Billy Graham
Mike Wallace
Fidel Castro

Nosmo King:
Vin Scully
Yogi Berra
Joan Fontaine
Mel Brooks
B.B. King
George McGovern
Rose Marie
Bob Dole
Larry Storch
Ernest Borgnine

strollingbones:
Danny Bounaduce
Butch Patrick
Zsa Zsa
Michael Douglas
Stephen Hawking
Jeff Conaway
Ali
Obama
Dick Cheney
Aretha Franklin


Big Black Dog:
Loretta Lynn
Merle Haggard
Andy Griffin
Jimmy Carter
Don Garlits
Bill Clinton
Sandra Day O'Connor
Bill Cosby
Mohammad Ali
Arnold Palmer

Synthaholic:
Dick Cheney
Clarence Thomas
Michael J. Fox
Nancy Reagan
Edwin Meese
Herb Alpert
50 Cent
Quaddafi
Keith Richard
Alan Greenspan

Rat in the Hat:
Kim Jong Il
Mohammed Ali
Harry Reid
David Cassidy
Lindsey Lohan
Florence Henderson
Betty White
Chuck Norris
Nick Bockwinkel
Harrison Ford

Goldcatt:
Jimmy Carter
Tony Bennett
Dick Clark
Margaret Thatcher
Kirk Douglas
Michael Douglas
Betty White
Warren Christopher
Zsa Zsa Gabor
And for the obligatory OD: Amy Winehouse

and

Madeline:
Michael Douglas
Jack Nicolson
Sean Connory
John McCain
Andy Rooney
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Fidel Castro
Kim Jong II (dictator of North Korea)
Jimmy Carter
George H. W. Bush

 

[Nosmo King]

So, a lot of people hit Kim. There's still time to enter the 2012 Dead Pool!

 

[strollingbones]

damn it to hell.......

i got one....i tellz ya that zsa zsa is one tough woman

i have to wait and see just how sick etta james is

 

[Nosmo King]

damn it to hell.......

i got one....i tellz ya that zsa zsa is one tough woman

i have to wait and see just how sick etta james is

Hell's Bells, bones! Look at who ya picked!

Danny Bounaduce
Butch Patrick
Zsa Zsa
Michael Douglas
Stephen Hawking
Jeff Conaway
Ali
Obama
Dick Cheney
Aretha Franklin


Obama?!? Butch Patrick?!? Danny frickin' Bonaduce?!? It was a long shot at best any of those folks would croak this year! Ya gotta go old! Dick Cheney wasn't a bad pick and neither was Zsa Zsa (considering how she kept hospital staffs jumping late last year). But Michael Douglas?!? 40% of your picks were dark horses at best.

 

[Zoom-boing]

So, a lot of people hit Kim. There's still time to enter the 2012 Dead Pool!

I gotta get on this!

 

[strollingbones]

can i put zoom on my list?

*giving evil eye to zoom*

 

[Zoom-boing]

can i put zoom on my list?

*giving evil eye to zoom*

Do it. I'll come back and haunt the shit outta you guys!

 

[Nosmo King]

can i put zoom on my list?

*giving evil eye to zoom*

Do it. I'll come back and haunt the shit outta you guys!

See bones! There's always a down side!

 

[Zoom-boing]

I'm still working on my 2012 list. I need 4 more. We do 10 total, right?

 

[Nosmo King]

I'm still working on my 2012 list. I need 4 more. We do 10 total, right?

yup! Ten celebrities who are alive on December 31, 2011 but under the care of a coroner by the same date next year.

 

[Ernie S.]

can i put zoom on my list?

*giving evil eye to zoom*

How about rdean's brain? Or does he actually have to stop posting drivel to qualify?

 

[Zoom-boing]

Wow, I never knew chimps lived to be that old. Dang had I known Cheetah was still alive I'd have put him on my list last year!

Cheetah, a chimpanzee who starred alongside Tarzan in the franchise films of the early 1930s, died Saturday. He had experienced kidney failure earlier that week, and was thought to be 80 years old.

Cheetah, also known as Cheetah-Mike, acted as Tarzan's comic sidekick "Cheeta" and was one of several chimpanzees who appeared in the films of 1932 to 1934, with Johnny Weissmuller in the starring role.

Around 1960, after living on Weissmuller's estate, Cheetah retired to Suncoast Primate Sanctuary in Palm Harbor, Fla.

"It is with great sadness that the community has lost a dear friend and family member," the sanctuary announced this week on its website. Chimpanzees live an average of 45 years in the wild, and captive chimps have an average lifespan of 60 years.

Cheetah, Tarzan Chimpanzee, Dies at 80 : People.com

 

[Nosmo King]

And our official entrants are:

Midnight Marauder:
Andy Griffith
Tony Bennett
Bob Barker
Jimmy Carter
Kirk Douglas
Harry Morgan
Betty White
Jack LaLanne
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Ernest Borgnine

Inspector747:
Zsa zsa gabor
jimmy carter
george busch (senior)
fats domino
mike wallace
kim jong il
jack lalanne
janet waldo
stephen hawking
annette funicello

Missourian:
Brett Farve
Rose McGowen
Pierce Brosnan
Renee Zellweger
Mathew Fox
Paris Hilton
Prince Charles
David Letterman
Dick Clark
Joaquin Phoenix

Pale Rider:
Barack Obama
Harry Reid
Nancy Pelosi
Bawny Fwank
Bill Clinton
Hillary Clinton
Joe Biden
Keith Olberman
Michael Moore
Rosey O'Donnell

Valerie:
Kim Jong Il
Fidel Castro
Muhammad Ali
Dick Clark
Larry King
Kirk Douglas
Michael Douglas
Brett Michaels
Jesse James
Julian Assange

Zoom Boing (the 2010 winner!):
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Kim Jong Illl
Joan Fontaine
Betty Ford
Nancy Reagan
Aretha Franklin
Steve Jobs
Fidel Castro
Michael Douglas
Kirk Douglas

Boedicca:
Kim Jong Il
Kirk Douglas
Ruth Bader Ginsberg
Aretha Franklin
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Roger Ebert
Olivia De Haviland
Billy Graham
Mike Wallace
Fidel Castro

Nosmo King:
Vin Scully
Yogi Berra
Joan Fontaine
Mel Brooks
B.B. King
George McGovern
Rose Marie
Bob Dole
Larry Storch
Ernest Borgnine

strollingbones:
Danny Bounaduce
Butch Patrick
Zsa Zsa
Michael Douglas
Stephen Hawking
Jeff Conaway
Ali
Obama
Dick Cheney
Aretha Franklin


Big Black Dog:
Loretta Lynn
Merle Haggard
Andy Griffin
Jimmy Carter
Don Garlits
Bill Clinton
Sandra Day O'Connor
Bill Cosby
Mohammad Ali
Arnold Palmer

Synthaholic:
Dick Cheney
Clarence Thomas
Michael J. Fox
Nancy Reagan
Edwin Meese
Herb Alpert
50 Cent
Quaddafi
Keith Richard
Alan Greenspan

Rat in the Hat:
Kim Jong Il
Mohammed Ali
Harry Reid
David Cassidy
Lindsey Lohan
Florence Henderson
Betty White
Chuck Norris
Nick Bockwinkel
Harrison Ford

Goldcatt:
Jimmy Carter
Tony Bennett
Dick Clark
Margaret Thatcher
Kirk Douglas
Michael Douglas
Betty White
Warren Christopher
Zsa Zsa Gabor
And for the obligatory OD: Amy Winehouse

and

Madeline:
Michael Douglas
Jack Nicolson
Sean Connory
John McCain
Andy Rooney
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Fidel Castro
Kim Jong II (dictator of North Korea)
Jimmy Carter
George H. W. Bush

So, barring a disaster at some tony Manhattan disco, I think Zoom has the 2011 Dead Pool pretty well wrapped up! That's two in a row, Zoom! Where do you want your Fiestaware prize sent?

 

[strollingbones]

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo you cannot decline that bitch* the winner....not yet.....i still have hope

*i mean that with the highest regard and in the best way.....

 

[Rat in the Hat]

And our official entrants are:

Midnight Marauder:
Andy Griffith
Tony Bennett
Bob Barker
Jimmy Carter
Kirk Douglas
Harry Morgan
Betty White
Jack LaLanne
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Ernest Borgnine

Inspector747:
Zsa zsa gabor
jimmy carter
george busch (senior)
fats domino
mike wallace
kim jong il
jack lalanne
janet waldo
stephen hawking
annette funicello

Missourian:
Brett Farve
Rose McGowen
Pierce Brosnan
Renee Zellweger
Mathew Fox
Paris Hilton
Prince Charles
David Letterman
Dick Clark
Joaquin Phoenix

Pale Rider:
Barack Obama
Harry Reid
Nancy Pelosi
Bawny Fwank
Bill Clinton
Hillary Clinton
Joe Biden
Keith Olberman
Michael Moore
Rosey O'Donnell

Valerie:
Kim Jong Il
Fidel Castro
Muhammad Ali
Dick Clark
Larry King
Kirk Douglas
Michael Douglas
Brett Michaels
Jesse James
Julian Assange

Zoom Boing (the 2010 winner!):
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Kim Jong Illl
Joan Fontaine
Betty Ford
Nancy Reagan
Aretha Franklin
Steve Jobs
Fidel Castro
Michael Douglas
Kirk Douglas

Boedicca:
Kim Jong Il
Kirk Douglas
Ruth Bader Ginsberg
Aretha Franklin
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Roger Ebert
Olivia De Haviland
Billy Graham
Mike Wallace
Fidel Castro

Nosmo King:
Vin Scully
Yogi Berra
Joan Fontaine
Mel Brooks
B.B. King
George McGovern
Rose Marie
Bob Dole
Larry Storch
Ernest Borgnine

strollingbones:
Danny Bounaduce
Butch Patrick
Zsa Zsa
Michael Douglas
Stephen Hawking
Jeff Conaway
Ali
Obama
Dick Cheney
Aretha Franklin


Big Black Dog:
Loretta Lynn
Merle Haggard
Andy Griffin
Jimmy Carter
Don Garlits
Bill Clinton
Sandra Day O'Connor
Bill Cosby
Mohammad Ali
Arnold Palmer

Synthaholic:
Dick Cheney
Clarence Thomas
Michael J. Fox
Nancy Reagan
Edwin Meese
Herb Alpert
50 Cent
Quaddafi
Keith Richard
Alan Greenspan

Rat in the Hat:
Kim Jong Il
Mohammed Ali
Harry Reid
David Cassidy
Lindsey Lohan
Florence Henderson
Betty White
Chuck Norris
Nick Bockwinkel
Harrison Ford

Goldcatt:
Jimmy Carter
Tony Bennett
Dick Clark
Margaret Thatcher
Kirk Douglas
Michael Douglas
Betty White
Warren Christopher
Zsa Zsa Gabor
And for the obligatory OD: Amy Winehouse

and

Madeline:
Michael Douglas
Jack Nicolson
Sean Connory
John McCain
Andy Rooney
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Fidel Castro
Kim Jong II (dictator of North Korea)
Jimmy Carter
George H. W. Bush

So, barring a disaster at some tony Manhattan disco, I think Zoom has the 2011 Dead Pool pretty well wrapped up! That's two in a row, Zoom! Where do you want your Fiestaware prize sent?

Slight mistake there, Nosmo. Nick Bockwinkel isn't dead yet. Maybe tomorrow?

 

[strollingbones]

lol good catch rat

and of course the queen of the dead pool...(otherwise known as that bitch) will again refuse to accept the prize....being all superior and all.....fiesta ware is not good enough for her....