Breaking: Trudeau Tests Positive For Fascism

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OTTAWA—From an undisclosed hiding place outside Canada's capital city, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau confirmed for the world that he has tragically tested positive for fascism.

"I took the fascism test this morning," said Trudeau, beginning to sob. "And the test came back positive. I understand this may come as devastating news to freedom-loving Canadians, and I am here to assure you that everything will be ok... after I crush you underneath the jackboot of government tyranny until you learn to start obeying me."

"Together, we will achieve strength through unity, and unity through faith. In SCIENCE."

According to sources, Trudeau will remain in his hiding place under quarantine until all the scary protesting truckers go away, after which he will emerge to grind his people into the very dust until they accept his vision for a glorious fascist future for Canada.

Fortunately, his plans have been delayed as his replacement glue-on vanity eyebrows are still stuck on a delivery truck somewhere, and the fascist dictator refuses to be seen without them.
 
OTTAWA—From an undisclosed hiding place outside Canada's capital city, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau confirmed for the world that he has tragically tested positive for fascism.

"I took the fascism test this morning," said Trudeau, beginning to sob. "And the test came back positive. I understand this may come as devastating news to freedom-loving Canadians, and I am here to assure you that everything will be ok... after I crush you underneath the jackboot of government tyranny until you learn to start obeying me."

"Together, we will achieve strength through unity, and unity through faith. In SCIENCE."

According to sources, Trudeau will remain in his hiding place under quarantine until all the scary protesting truckers go away, after which he will emerge to grind his people into the very dust until they accept his vision for a glorious fascist future for Canada.

Fortunately, his plans have been delayed as his replacement glue-on vanity eyebrows are still stuck on a delivery truck somewhere, and the fascist dictator refuses to be seen without them.
Not a lie, here is liberal Bill Maher.

 
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OTTAWA—From an undisclosed hiding place outside Canada's capital city, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau confirmed for the world that he has tragically tested positive for fascism.

"I took the fascism test this morning," said Trudeau, beginning to sob. "And the test came back positive. I understand this may come as devastating news to freedom-loving Canadians, and I am here to assure you that everything will be ok... after I crush you underneath the jackboot of government tyranny until you learn to start obeying me."

"Together, we will achieve strength through unity, and unity through faith. In SCIENCE."

According to sources, Trudeau will remain in his hiding place under quarantine until all the scary protesting truckers go away, after which he will emerge to grind his people into the very dust until they accept his vision for a glorious fascist future for Canada.

Fortunately, his plans have been delayed as his replacement glue-on vanity eyebrows are still stuck on a delivery truck somewhere, and the fascist dictator refuses to be seen without them.
You're so funny you could make a cat laugh.

He hasn't been hiding because I saw him on tv giving those dickhead truckies an ultimatum.
They are now shuffling towards their old trucks now. The money has run out and the law us about to boot them. Big tough dumb arse truckies. As if trudeau would give in to that lot of derelicts.
 
You're so funny you could make a cat laugh.

He hasn't been hiding because I saw him on tv giving those dickhead truckies an ultimatum.
They are now shuffling towards their old trucks now. The money has run out and the law us about to boot them. Big tough dumb arse truckies. As if trudeau would give in to that lot of derelicts.
Good to know you support Trump doing the same thing to all Leftards in 25.
 
You're so funny you could make a cat laugh.

He hasn't been hiding because I saw him on tv giving those dickhead truckies an ultimatum.
They are now shuffling towards their old trucks now. The money has run out and the law us about to boot them. Big tough dumb arse truckies. As if trudeau would give in to that lot of derelicts.
Now go put on 3 masks that your masters mandate to you peons.
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Wake up to yourself you idiot. You have no defence but the obligatory threats of fascism. Grow up dickhead.

When I see someone goose-stepping and rooting for the government to crush peaceful protestors, I call it what it is: Rooting for Fascism
 
When I see someone goose-stepping and rooting for the government to crush peaceful protestors, I call it what it is: Rooting for Fascism
You entitled to you opinion , ignorant though it us but it doesn't mean it us correct or that I should agree with you.
It is not peaceful when they deliberately starve good law abiding citizens from food and hinder them going to work etc. But you don't care about the majority, only the anti vaxxer ratbags.
You have a hatred for anything left but you don't mind exploiting all the socialist facilities you use Every day.
 

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