Breaking news on brett favre

[CrimsonWhite]

AP-Brett Favre went shopping at Winn Dixie today in Hattiesburg, MS. When checking out, he couldn't make a decision on the paper or plastic question. His agent, Bus Cook, was called in to negotiate a settlement with the bag boy. Roger Goodell was informed of the development and released a statement. Cook and Favre both have not been available for comment on the situation.

 

[brewerboy]

Hes got MAYBE 2 years left.

As a die-hard Packers fan, I personally consider him a traitor.

 

[DavidS]

Hes got MAYBE 2 years left.

As a die-hard Packers fan, I personally consider him a traitor.

Fuck the Packers. The only team I hate worse than the fucking Packers are the New England Patriots. Fuck the stupid Packers.

Goddamned stupid 1997 NFC Championship...

 

[Mad Scientist]

AP-Brett Favre went shopping at Winn Dixie today in Hattiesburg, MS. When checking out, he couldn't make a decision on the paper or plastic question. His agent, Bus Cook, was called in to negotiate a settlement with the bag boy. Roger Goodell was informed of the development and released a statement. Cook and Favre both have not been available for comment on the situation.

I read that he can't decide between "Star Trek" or "Terminator: Salvation" either. Must be tough for him.

 

[CrimsonWhite]

Hes got MAYBE 2 years left.

As a die-hard Packers fan, I personally consider him a traitor.

Fuck the Packers. The only team I hate worse than the fucking Packers are the New England Patriots. Fuck the stupid Packers.

Goddamned stupid 1997 NFC Championship...

Don't worry. The Packers hate you back there fuckstick.

 

[Kat]

Hes got MAYBE 2 years left.

As a die-hard Packers fan, I personally consider him a traitor.

Go Packers!

I defended Favre when he came back after retirement..umm..let me think..which time was it.. Think it was the time before the last time..or second to last time..

Anyway, I am now just sick of him!

 

[Meister]

Hes got MAYBE 2 years left.

As a die-hard Packers fan, I personally consider him a traitor.

Fuck the Packers. The only team I hate worse than the fucking Packers are the New England Patriots. Fuck the stupid Packers.

Goddamned stupid 1997 NFC Championship...

Can you tell us what you really think of the Packers, Dave?

 

[xotoxi]

AP-Brett Favre went shopping at Winn Dixie today in Hattiesburg, MS. When checking out, he couldn't make a decision on the paper or plastic question. His agent, Bus Cook, was called in to negotiate a settlement with the bag boy. Roger Goodell was informed of the development and released a statement. Cook and Favre both have not been available for comment on the situation.

Did he buy any eggs?

 

[Mezzolla]

If Brett Farve was just some insurance salesman or he sold shit buckets at the local shit store would people be so pissed off at him because he couldnt decide if he wanted to retire? I say yes! But only if he gave me good deals on shit.

 

[JimH52]

Thanks for the laugh. I needed that!

 

[DavidS]

Hes got MAYBE 2 years left.

As a die-hard Packers fan, I personally consider him a traitor.

Fuck the Packers. The only team I hate worse than the fucking Packers are the New England Patriots. Fuck the stupid Packers.

Goddamned stupid 1997 NFC Championship...

Don't worry. The Packers hate you back there fuckstick.

Excellent. The only socialist team in the NFL hates me. GOOD!

 

[Toro]

Damn, I hope he picked plastic!

Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please let it have been plastic!

 

[CrimsonWhite]

Fuck the Packers. The only team I hate worse than the fucking Packers are the New England Patriots. Fuck the stupid Packers.

Goddamned stupid 1997 NFC Championship...

Don't worry. The Packers hate you back there fuckstick.

Excellent. The only socialist team in the NFL hates me. GOOD!

The entire NFL is socialist. Profit sharing, salary cap, franchise exemption for free agency. The entire league is socialist. The Packers are owned by stockholders. That is capitalist. Fuck off dumbass.

 

[CrimsonWhite]

AP-Brett Favre went shopping at Winn Dixie today in Hattiesburg, MS. When checking out, he couldn't make a decision on the paper or plastic question. His agent, Bus Cook, was called in to negotiate a settlement with the bag boy. Roger Goodell was informed of the development and released a statement. Cook and Favre both have not been available for comment on the situation.

Did he buy any eggs?

He couldn't decide on Grade A large or Grade A brown. So the Packers offered him a media deal worth 20 million if he would just stay away from the eggs.

 

[xotoxi]

He couldn't decide on Grade A large or Grade A brown. So the Packers offered him a media deal worth 20 million if he would just stay away from the eggs.

I'd never take that deal.

Can you imagine how much it would suck if you'd taken the deal and then suddenly have a hankering for some scrambled eggs?

I can tell you from personal experience that $20 million dollars is not going to quell that hankering.

 

[CrimsonWhite]

He couldn't decide on Grade A large or Grade A brown. So the Packers offered him a media deal worth 20 million if he would just stay away from the eggs.

I'd never take that deal.

Can you imagine how much it would suck if you'd taken the deal and then suddenly have a hankering for some scrambled eggs?

I can tell you from personal experience that $20 million dollars is not going to quell that hankering.

He could just send his wife to the store. It would be best for all at this point if he just stayed in the fucking house. Hell, the other day, ESPN was showing B-Roll of Favre fixing fence posts on his farm. WTF?

 

[Big Black Dog]

If all of you folks were Washington Redskins fans you wouldn't have so much turmoil in your life...

 

[Xenophon]

The Skins are great to have around...

If you are a GIANTS fan like me.

 

[Article 15]

GREEN BAY, Wis. (AP) -- Brett Favre's family is ready for his return to Green Bay if he winds up playing for the Minnesota Vikings.

Favre's family and friends have booked 25 to 30 rooms at the Midway Motor Lodge near Lambeau Field for the weekend of the Nov. 1 Vikings game at Green Bay, according to the Green Bay Press-Gazette.

Brett Favre family books hotel for Vikings-Packers game - NFL - SI.com

God I'm sick of Brett Effin' Favre!

You know what's gonna happen? The dude is going to come back for the Vikings and somehow miraculously win the Super Bowl riding the back of Adrian Peterson but everyone will give the credit to Favre. THEN two weeks later he is going to tragically die in a plane crash. The NFL will retire the #4 jersey and rename the Vince Lombardi Trophy the "Brett Favre Trophy." It will be redesigned as a likeness of Brett Favre throwing a shovel pass while the entire cast of Sunday NFL are on their knees surrounding him lapping at his balls. We wont be able to get through a single NFL broadcast without Brett Favre's "legend" being brought up and I wont be able to watch football ever again because of it.

Fuck.

Please. Just. Retire.

 

[BaltimoreBob]

Favre sucks.

His lifetime record against EAGLES
Brett Favre vs Philadelphia (5-8) 13 games thru 2007
======================================
1992 - Week 11 - Nov 15 W 27-24 vs Phila Eagles at Milwaukee, WI
1993 - Week 2 - Sep 12 L 20-17 vs Philadelphia Eagles
1994 - Week 3 - Sep 18 L 13-7 at Philadelphia Eagles
1996 - Week 2 - Sep 9 W 39-13 vs Philadelphia Eagles
1997 - Week 2 - Sep 7 L 10-9 at Philadelphia Eagles
1998 - Week 13 - Nov 29 W 24-16 vs Philadelphia Eagles
2000 - Week 3 - Sep 17 W 6-3 vs Philadelphia Eagles
2003 - Week 10 - Nov 10 L 17-14 vs Philadelphia Eagles
2003 - Divisional Playoffs - Jan 11 L 20-17 at Philadelphia Eagles (OT)
2004 - Week 13 - Dec 5 L 47-17 at Philadelphia Eagles
2005 - Week 12 - Nov 27 L 19-14 at Philadelphia Eagles
2006 - Week 4 - Oct 1 L 31-9 at Philadelphia Eagles
2007 - Week 1 - Sep 9 W vs Philadelphia Eagles

He's Toast stick a fork in him

He was just able to win that 2007 game
because the Eagles had NO Return Specialist.
In 2009 we have way more Retun Specialists
then any other team in the NFL.
With the addition of the NE guy, #1 pick Macklin,
and #2 pick LeSean McCoy.

Baltimore Bob