Bob Blaylock
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- #21
What pick-up lines would he use to do that?
Probably a Toyota Tacoma or some other crappy Japanese pickup.
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What pick-up lines would he use to do that?
You mean the Toyota tundra that lasts a million miles and 20 years longer than your Found On Road Dead Ford?Probably a Toyota Tacoma or some other crappy Japanese pickup.
Only if he gets pregnant--otherwise its just masturbation.
I would definitely abort if I got pregnant with my own DNA.It'd be a hilarious fight in court over child support.
yeah, like a spoon or something.As one who has been a forklift driver, I have to say that I would much rather be that than a manager.
That said, I sure hope that nobody lets this mute donkey anywhere near a forklift nor any other dangerous piece of machinery.
I had a terrible stomach pain yesterday morning that wouldn't go away so I went to the hospital.
After a CT scan, an Xray and an Ultrasound..
They sent me to the room..
The doctor walked in about 2 hours later..
He said sit down have a seat, you'll need to when you hear the news.
He said..
Are you aware that you're a woman inside, and you have all female organs..
Both female and male..
He asked me what I want to do.
I told him that I have Asperger’s and I can't afford to be female, people like to fuck with me until they get their asses kicked..
And I have a blue collar job.. two of them.
I change tires at discount tire and I drive a forklift at home depot..
And working for myself, I'm a master carpenter.
He said don't worry, you will always have a physical advantage over other women.
I said yeah...
And twice or three times the fights too.. because I'll have a whole lot more to prove.
A woman with aspergers is one hell of a prize for a meth addict scum of the earth.
Being male saves my life.
I don't know man.. I said..
So I'm at home thinking about it..
I also said that I've been male my whole life..
I'm probably either leaving it alone or removing the organs.
Through both systems that leads to my penis.How the fuck do you go to the bathroom then?
Through both systems that leads to my penis.
Yes, but I spray all over the toilet if I'm not careful.So you stand up to pee then?
If he does, he might have to carry it to term.On the bright side you can go fuck yourself...