Both male and female organs

[Iceman36]

I had a terrible stomach pain yesterday morning that wouldn't go away so I went to the hospital.
After a CT scan, an Xray and an Ultrasound..
They sent me to the room..

The doctor walked in about 2 hours later..
He said sit down have a seat, you'll need to when you hear the news.

He said..

Are you aware that you're a woman inside, and you have all female organs..
Both female and male..

He asked me what I want to do.

I told him that I have Asperger’s and I can't afford to be female, people like to fuck with me until they get their asses kicked..
And I have a blue collar job.. two of them.

I change tires at discount tire and I drive a forklift at home depot..

And working for myself, I'm a master carpenter.

He said don't worry, you will always have a physical advantage over other women.

I said yeah...
And twice or three times the fights too.. because I'll have a whole lot more to prove.

A woman with aspergers is one hell of a prize for a meth addict scum of the earth.
Being male saves my life.

I don't know man.. I said..
So I'm at home thinking about it..

I also said that I've been male my whole life..
I'm probably either leaving it alone or removing the organs.

 

[Dekster]

I had a terrible stomach pain yesterday morning that wouldn't go away so I went to the hospital.
After a CT scan, an Xray and an Ultrasound..
They sent me to the room..

The doctor walked in about 2 hours later..
He said sit down have a seat, you'll need to when you hear the news.

He said..

Are you aware that you're a woman inside, and you have all female organs..
Both female and male..

He asked me what I want to do.

I told him that I have Asperger’s and I can't afford to be female, people like to fuck with me until they get their asses kicked..
And I have a blue collar job.. two of them.

I change tires at discount tire and I drive a forklift at home depot..

And working for myself, I'm a master carpenter.

He said don't worry, you will always have a physical advantage over other women.

I said yeah...
And twice or three times the fights too.. because I'll have a whole lot more to prove.

A woman with aspergers is one hell of a prize for a meth addict scum of the earth.
Being male saves my life.

I don't know man.. I said..
So I'm at home thinking about it..

I also said that I've been male my whole life..
I'm probably either leaving it alone or removing the organs.

A few days ago you were the new assistant manager at the Toronto home depot. Today you have been demoted to forklift driver?

 

[Iceman36]

A few days ago you were the new assistant manager at the Toronto home depot. Today you have been demoted to forklift driver?

I'm both

 

[hjmick]

On the bright side you can go fuck yourself...

 

[Concerned American]

I had a terrible stomach pain yesterday morning that wouldn't go away so I went to the hospital.
After a CT scan, an Xray and an Ultrasound..
They sent me to the room..

The doctor walked in about 2 hours later..
He said sit down have a seat, you'll need to when you hear the news.

He said..

Are you aware that you're a woman inside, and you have all female organs..
Both female and male..

He asked me what I want to do.

I told him that I have Asperger’s and I can't afford to be female, people like to fuck with me until they get their asses kicked..
And I have a blue collar job.. two of them.

I change tires at discount tire and I drive a forklift at home depot..

And working for myself, I'm a master carpenter.

He said don't worry, you will always have a physical advantage over other women.

I said yeah...
And twice or three times the fights too.. because I'll have a whole lot more to prove.

A woman with aspergers is one hell of a prize for a meth addict scum of the earth.
Being male saves my life.

I don't know man.. I said..
So I'm at home thinking about it..

I also said that I've been male my whole life..
I'm probably either leaving it alone or removing the organs.

Have them give you a vagina and then you can fuck yourself.

 

[Darkwind]

I had a terrible stomach pain yesterday morning that wouldn't go away so I went to the hospital.
After a CT scan, an Xray and an Ultrasound..
They sent me to the room..

The doctor walked in about 2 hours later..
He said sit down have a seat, you'll need to when you hear the news.

He said..

Are you aware that you're a woman inside, and you have all female organs..
Both female and male..

He asked me what I want to do.

I told him that I have Asperger’s and I can't afford to be female, people like to fuck with me until they get their asses kicked..
And I have a blue collar job.. two of them.

I change tires at discount tire and I drive a forklift at home depot..

And working for myself, I'm a master carpenter.

He said don't worry, you will always have a physical advantage over other women.

I said yeah...
And twice or three times the fights too.. because I'll have a whole lot more to prove.

A woman with aspergers is one hell of a prize for a meth addict scum of the earth.
Being male saves my life.

I don't know man.. I said..
So I'm at home thinking about it..

I also said that I've been male my whole life..
I'm probably either leaving it alone or removing the organs.

Cool story bro.

 

[Gabe Lackmann]

I had a terrible stomach pain yesterday morning that wouldn't go away so I went to the hospital.
After a CT scan, an Xray and an Ultrasound..
They sent me to the room..

The doctor walked in about 2 hours later..
He said sit down have a seat, you'll need to when you hear the news.

He said..

Are you aware that you're a woman inside, and you have all female organs..
Both female and male..

He asked me what I want to do.

I told him that I have Asperger’s and I can't afford to be female, people like to fuck with me until they get their asses kicked..
And I have a blue collar job.. two of them.

I change tires at discount tire and I drive a forklift at home depot..

And working for myself, I'm a master carpenter.

He said don't worry, you will always have a physical advantage over other women.

I said yeah...
And twice or three times the fights too.. because I'll have a whole lot more to prove.

A woman with aspergers is one hell of a prize for a meth addict scum of the earth.
Being male saves my life.

I don't know man.. I said..
So I'm at home thinking about it..

I also said that I've been male my whole life..
I'm probably either leaving it alone or removing the organs.

So whoa whoa...you are a spergy with a pecker, a ute and pipes?

Do you bleed out yer dickhole?

LOL!

No fuckin way!

X-rays or it didn't happen.

 

[Moonglow]

On the bright side you can go fuck yourself...

What pick-up lines would he use to do that?

 

[deannalw]

On the bright side you can go fuck yourself...

Does he still need birth control for that?

 

[Hang on Sloopy]

I had a terrible stomach pain yesterday morning that wouldn't go away so I went to the hospital.
After a CT scan, an Xray and an Ultrasound..
They sent me to the room..

The doctor walked in about 2 hours later..
He said sit down have a seat, you'll need to when you hear the news.

He said..

Are you aware that you're a woman inside, and you have all female organs..
Both female and male..

He asked me what I want to do.

I told him that I have Asperger’s and I can't afford to be female, people like to fuck with me until they get their asses kicked..
And I have a blue collar job.. two of them.

I change tires at discount tire and I drive a forklift at home depot..

And working for myself, I'm a master carpenter.

He said don't worry, you will always have a physical advantage over other women.

I said yeah...
And twice or three times the fights too.. because I'll have a whole lot more to prove.

A woman with aspergers is one hell of a prize for a meth addict scum of the earth.
Being male saves my life.

I don't know man.. I said..
So I'm at home thinking about it..

I also said that I've been male my whole life..
I'm probably either leaving it alone or removing the organs.

A woman with Aspergers is one hell of a prize for a Meth addict.......................................................huh...................................................what.............................yer kiddin

Why are you wasting our time Net retard?

Go back to the Home Depot john and make your money

 

[Concerned American]

A woman with Aspergers is one hell of a prize for a Meth addict.......................................................huh...................................................what.............................yer kiddin

Why are you wasting our time Net retard?

Go back to the Home Depot john and make your money

He's reporting on the wondrous discoveries of the Canadian socialist medical system.

 

[Concerned American]

So whoa whoa...you are a spergy with a pecker, a ute and pipes?

Do you bleed out yer dickhole?

LOL!

No fuckin way!

X-rays or it didn't happen.

Sure glad they didn't have all of these high falootin' names for shit when I was a kid. I never found out how fucked up I was. LMAO

 

[deannalw]

I had a terrible stomach pain yesterday morning that wouldn't go away so I went to the hospital.
After a CT scan, an Xray and an Ultrasound..
They sent me to the room..

The doctor walked in about 2 hours later..
He said sit down have a seat, you'll need to when you hear the news.

He said..

Are you aware that you're a woman inside, and you have all female organs..
Both female and male..

He asked me what I want to do.

I told him that I have Asperger’s and I can't afford to be female, people like to fuck with me until they get their asses kicked..
And I have a blue collar job.. two of them.

I change tires at discount tire and I drive a forklift at home depot..

And working for myself, I'm a master carpenter.

He said don't worry, you will always have a physical advantage over other women.

I said yeah...
And twice or three times the fights too.. because I'll have a whole lot more to prove.

A woman with aspergers is one hell of a prize for a meth addict scum of the earth.
Being male saves my life.

I don't know man.. I said..
So I'm at home thinking about it..

I also said that I've been male my whole life..
I'm probably either leaving it alone or removing the organs.

I believe you.

Really.

I do.

Not.



Might be a real fuckaroo when you hit menopause and a mid life crisis at the same time.

 

[Gabe Lackmann]

Sure glad they didn't have all of these high falootin' names for shit when I was a kid. I never found out how fucked up I was. LMAO

I wish I was born 50 years earlier.

I would have been good and dead by now.

 

[Moonglow]

I wish I was born 50 years earlier.

I would have been good and dead by now.

 

[deannalw]

If he does go fuck himself- is it incest?

 

[Confederate Soldier]

OP is so full of shit, he could fertilize the fields of Iowa. (if it's shit had any fertilizing properties, anyway.)

 

[Concerned American]

If he does go fuck himself- is it incest?

Only if he gets pregnant--otherwise its just masturbation.

 

[Bob Blaylock]

I had a terrible stomach pain yesterday morning that wouldn't go away so I went to the hospital.
After a CT scan, an Xray and an Ultrasound..
They sent me to the room..

The doctor walked in about 2 hours later..
He said sit down have a seat, you'll need to when you hear the news.

He said..

Are you aware that you're a woman inside, and you have all female organs..
Both female and male..

He asked me what I want to do.

I told him that I have Asperger’s and I can't afford to be female, people like to fuck with me until they get their asses kicked..
And I have a blue collar job.. two of them.

I change tires at discount tire and I drive a forklift at home depot..

And working for myself, I'm a master carpenter.

He said don't worry, you will always have a physical advantage over other women.

I said yeah...
And twice or three times the fights too.. because I'll have a whole lot more to prove.

A woman with aspergers is one hell of a prize for a meth addict scum of the earth.
Being male saves my life.

I don't know man.. I said..
So I'm at home thinking about it..

I also said that I've been male my whole life..
I'm probably either leaving it alone or removing the organs.

 

[Bob Blaylock]

A few days ago you were the new assistant manager at the Toronto home depot. Today you have been demoted to forklift driver?

As one who has been a forklift driver, I have to say that I would much rather be that than a manager.

That said, I sure hope that nobody lets this mute donkey anywhere near a forklift nor any other dangerous piece of machinery.