Boehner has forgotten the meaning of "primary".
An exceedingly temporary condition.
Throughout history
There've been many songs written about the abuse of power
This next one tells the story of a Mr Cruz, a shutdown
And a selfish man named John Boehner.
When the sun rises tomorrow, John Boehner... must be fired...
Hang down your head, John Boehner
Hang down your head and cry
Hang down your head, John Boehner
Poor boy, your career is gonna die
I met them on Capitol Hill
Where I took their bill
Read their Christmas list
Then crushed it in my fist
Hang down your head, John Boehner
Hang down your head and cry
Hang down your head, John Boehner
Poor boy, your career will die
This time next week
Reckon where I'll be
Hadn't a-been for Cruz
I'd still be the Speak
Hang down your head, John Boehner
Hang down your head and cry
Hang down your head, John Boehner
Poor boy, your career is gonna die
Hang down your head, John Boehner
Hang down your head and cry
Hang down your head, John Boehner
Poor boy, your career is gonna die
This time next week
Reckon where I'll be
Down in some lonesome dive bar
Cantor will have replaced me
Hang down your head, John Boehner
Hang down your head and cry
Hang down your head, John Boehner
Poor boy, your career is gonna die
Hang down your head, John Boehner
Hang down your head and cry
Hang down your head, John Boehner
Poor boy, your career is bound to die
Poor boy, your career is bound to die
Poor boy your career is bound to die
Poor boy, your career is bound to die...