Aging Sucks

[Alex.]

I am starting to get a "belly on me". And I don't eat alot.

I am starved, so I eat. I only take only two bites of food and I feel like I am eleven months pregnant. My belly button is reaching three feet out in front of me and my stomach is distended and painful.

And I am only in my late 40s.

Shadow 355

You should see a doctor. Maybe you have an umbilical hernia

I don't think so. I'm a medic, So I think I would know.

I have for the most part of my life had a high metabolism. I used to be able to run like a gazelle. Extra weight makes it hard to run.

I have been away from the Gym for about 6 months, but I am going back this month - A shoulder injury near my left scapula and left shoulder. Hurt like heck to bench press, and my left side was weak when lifting, so I give myself a break. I will find out in a week or so if I am healed.

Shadow 355

"A shoulder injury near my left scapula and left shoulder. Hurt like heck to bench press, and my left side was weak when lifting, so I give myself a break. I will find out in a week or so if I am healed."

^^^^^
This totally sucks.


When I am injured I find other ways to effectuate a very good workout. I lift weights as well and depending on the injury I do small very concentrated and stabilized resistance exercises and more aerobics

 

[Bonzi]

shadow355

Preggers?

hmmmm maybe?? I knew we should have used protection!

 

[Bonzi]

I like the way you flirt like a 13 year old....

Shadow 355

I had a boy in 7th grade steal my hat off my head every morning.
I love that! One of my favorite memories...

 

[Alex.]

shadow355

Preggers?

hmmmm maybe?? I knew we should have used protection!

You got him pregnant?

 

[Bonzi]

shadow355

Preggers?

hmmmm maybe?? I knew we should have used protection!

You got him pregnant?

I'm a woman of many talents!

 

[Alex.]

shadow355

Preggers?

hmmmm maybe?? I knew we should have used protection!

You got him pregnant?

I'm a woman of many talents!

I'll say

Leave the man alone, look what you've done!

 

[shadow355]

I'm a woman of many talents!

Ahhhh. Mrs. Bonzi. You still have not posted pics of you on your profile page. You said you would !





Shadow 355

 

[shadow355]

Leave the man alone, look what you've done!

My pectoral muscles and my shoulder muscles were well defined at one time ; about a eight months or a year or so ago.

I am going to work on them when I start back up at the gym in a week or so.


Shadow 355

 

[shadow355]

I'm a woman of many talents!

Only if :

1) You can fix fried potatos and scrambled eggs together ( and do it well ) and garnish with a large one gallon glass of milk.

2) Fix Tomato Soup ( with milk ) , and grilled cheese sandwiches.


Shadow 355

 

[Alex.]

Leave the man alone, look what you've done!

My pectoral muscles and my shoulder muscles were well defined at one time ; about a eight months or a year or so ago.

I am going to work on them when I start back up at the gym in a week or so.


Shadow 355

Good it should not take a very long time to get back where you were.

 

[Bonzi]

I'm a woman of many talents!

Ahhhh. Mrs. Bonzi. You still have not posted pics of you on your profile page. You said you would !





Shadow 355

they used to be there. Didn't you save them???

 

[ZackB]

I am starting to get a "belly on me". And I don't eat alot.

I am starved, so I eat. I only take only two bites of food and I feel like I am eleven months pregnant. My belly button is reaching three feet out in front of me and my stomach is distended and painful.

And I am only in my late 40s.

Shadow 355

You should see a doctor. Maybe you have an umbilical hernia

You have a hernia, you ******* lunatic! It is probably incarcerated. If you do not get it repaired then you could be in SERIOUS trouble!

My god, do you live in a shack in the ******* woods?!? Go show it to a doctor immediately.

 

[Asclepias]

So far the only thing I have noticed about aging is that I cant play more than 3 games of full court basketball without taking a prolonged rest.

 

[Bonzi]

Men don't have to worry about aging as much as women (as far a appearance goes anyway) - but we all know that.

 

[ZackB]

I like the way you flirt like a 13 year old....

Shadow 355

I had a boy in 7th grade steal my hat off my head every morning.
I love that! One of my favorite memories...

I bet you love it when a guy treats you like crap, don't you? Heh heh heh ...

 

[ZackB]

So far the only thing I have noticed about aging is that I cant play more than 3 games of full court basketball without taking a prolonged rest.

On Playstion, right?

 

[Asclepias]

Men don't have to worry about aging as much as women (as far a appearance goes anyway) - but we all know that.

I worry about aging all the time. I am going to hate it when my reflexes become slow or I get a belly or man boobs.

 

[Asclepias]

So far the only thing I have noticed about aging is that I cant play more than 3 games of full court basketball without taking a prolonged rest.

On Playstion, right?

I cant stand sports video games. They are an insult to true players.

 

[ZackB]

I am starting to get a "belly on me". And I don't eat alot.

I am starved, so I eat. I only take only two bites of food and I feel like I am eleven months pregnant. My belly button is reaching three feet out in front of me and my stomach is distended and painful.

And I am only in my late 40s.

Shadow 355

You should see a doctor. Maybe you have an umbilical hernia

I don't think so. I'm a medic, So I think I would know.

I have for the most part of my life had a high metabolism. I used to be able to run like a gazelle. Extra weight makes it hard to run.

I have been away from the Gym for about 6 months, but I am going back this month - A shoulder injury near my left scapula and left shoulder. Hurt like heck to bench press, and my left side was weak when lifting, so I give myself a break. I will find out in a week or so if I am healed.

Shadow 355

No, you would not. Hernias are not emergent situations. Therefore, there is no reason for you to have been taught about them as a "medic". If your belly button is sticking out them there is torn subcutaneous tissue in the umbilical area, and other internal tissue in your abdomen is protruding through that tear. There is no other reason for your belly button to be poking out.

Once the protruding tissue becomes incarcerated then blood flow to that tissue can be restricted or even halted, causing said tissue to die. If this happens then you are fucked.

Go see a doctor, you empty headed prick.

 

[Asclepias]

I like the way you flirt like a 13 year old....

Shadow 355

I had a boy in 7th grade steal my hat off my head every morning.
I love that! One of my favorite memories...

I got my first feel of boobs when I was in the 7th grade. That was a wonderful time.