A Blind Date~

[random3434]

When was your last one and what was it like?

The last one was years ago, of course, but it was a Public School teacher. She was nice. We actually dated several times, but then I became more interested in her sister and all hell broke loose.

Did you end up marrying her sister?

 

[Modbert]

That is why we had such a good time.

I thought you weren't going to tell anyone.

 

[Xenophon]

I don't remember that far back.

 

[Luissa]

That is why we had such a good time.

I thought you weren't going to tell anyone.

oh! Shit! Sorry, it won't happen again.

 

[xsited1]

When was your last one and what was it like?

The last one was years ago, of course, but it was a Public School teacher. She was nice. We actually dated several times, but then I became more interested in her sister and all hell broke loose.

Did you end up marrying her sister?

Nope. I discovered something that was obvious to everyone on the planet but myself: Do not come between two sisters. It took a few years before I became mature enough to deserve the wife I have now.

 

[Xenophon]

I dated sisters once...just once.

 

[Modbert]

oh! Shit! Sorry, it won't happen again.

Considering I paid for everything and all.

Next time though, I'd recommend not trying to go through two feet of snow.

 

[Luissa]

oh! Shit! Sorry, it won't happen again.

Considering I paid for everything and all.

Next time though, I'd recommend not trying to go through two feet of snow.

It is not like you didn't get nothing in return buddy!

 

[Modbert]

It is not like you didn't get nothing in return buddy!

Uhh, what type of flowers do you like best for an apology?

 

[Luissa]

lilies

 

[Modbert]

lilies

For you.

 

[hjmick]

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[Luissa]

Thanks!
I owe you some rep, I have to spread it around.

I also think I will have to ask Gunny to change my name to Cougar now.

 

[Modbert]

Thanks!
I owe you some rep, I have to spread it around.

I also think I will have to ask Gunny to change my name to Cougar now.

You're not old, and definitely not THAT much older than me.

But whatever floats your boat Mrs. Robinson.

 

[Luissa]

I like Mrs. Robinson better.
And I am ten years older than you, tiger! prrrrrrrrrr



Now I am tired from our date, sweet dreams.

 

[Modbert]

I like Mrs. Robinson better.
And I am ten years older than you, tiger! prrrrrrrrrr



Now I am tired from our date, sweet dreams.

Sweet Dreams Luissa.

And if I'm Tiger, should I be keeping all golf clubs away from you?

 

[JW Frogen]

When I was a kid I always wanted to go on the Dating Game, when the bachelorette asked me a question, any question, I would have answered "I have a huge penis, my penis is truth and truth is my penis, that is all you will ever know and all you will ever need to know."

If she liked Keats I would have been in like Flynn.

 

[Big Black Dog]

I had a blind date once. That darned "Seeing Eye Dog" kept biting me everytime I tried to make a move on the lady... Wasn't a fun date for anybody except for the dog.

 

[JW Frogen]

I had a blind date once. That darned "Seeing Eye Dog" kept biting me everytime I tried to make a move on the lady... Wasn't a fun date for anybody except for the dog.

You should have let the seeing eye dog hump your leg, that really turns blind women on!

 

[Article 15]

I dated sisters once...just once.