A Blind Date~

[Big Black Dog]

I had a blind date once. That darned "Seeing Eye Dog" kept biting me everytime I tried to make a move on the lady... Wasn't a fun date for anybody except for the dog.

You should have let the seeing eye dog hump your leg, that really turns blind women on!

Gosh, didn't think of that. I'll try that next time.

 

[mudwhistle]

My sister fixed me up with a girl from the church.

She was pretty and very pleasant.....but I like girls that are a little dirty.

 

[Big Black Dog]

I like discrete girls. Very discrete girls. If they can keep a secret they are a "10" in my book!

 

[Luissa]

I like Mrs. Robinson better.
And I am ten years older than you, tiger! prrrrrrrrrr



Now I am tired from our date, sweet dreams.

Sweet Dreams Luissa.

And if I'm Tiger, should I be keeping all golf clubs away from you?

Well I am very good at driving the ball, so just imagine how hard I can swing it?
So, maybe you should.

 

[Xenophon]

I dated sisters once...just once.

Its Fargin war!!

 

[Ringel05]

You know you're a redneck if you have a date with this blind.

 

[Paulie]

oh! Shit! Sorry, it won't happen again.

Considering I paid for everything and all.

Next time though, I'd recommend not trying to go through two feet of snow.

It is not like you didn't get nothing in return buddy!

WOW!

So how WAS Dog?

 

[Luissa]

Considering I paid for everything and all.

Next time though, I'd recommend not trying to go through two feet of snow.

It is not like you didn't get nothing in return buddy!

WOW!

So how WAS Dog?

more of a man than you will ever be.

 

[Paulie]

It is not like you didn't get nothing in return buddy!

WOW!

So how WAS Dog?

more of a man than you will ever be.

Highly unlikely.

Dog is barely legal and is probably LUCKY if he's not still a virgin

 

[Dr Grump]

When was your last one and what was it like?

I ended up marrying her....

 

[trams]

My first blind date was 10 yrs ago. She is my best friend.